Omani Messi? MFA player Tariq signs for Aston Villa

[Villa in Denmark]

Chuck Martini - what a name. Sounds like a posh drinking game

More a Leonard Rossiter / Joan Collins advert surely?

[Toronto Villa]

In the very first clip why is Lee Cattermole playing in a kids league?

[Chico Hamilton III]

Chuck Martini - what a name. Sounds like a posh drinking game

More a Leonard Rossiter / Joan Collins advert surely?

Chuck Cinzano?

[brian green]

I don't care if he is any good or not.  He wants to be one of us.  That is good enough for me.  And as for Adama Traore he was and is a very special talent who had the wrong people around him at the wrong time.  It happens all the time.

[Villa in Denmark]

Chuck Martini - what a name. Sounds like a posh drinking game

More a Leonard Rossiter / Joan Collins advert surely?

Chuck Cinzano?

Bollocks. Memory is apparently not what it was. Both vile either way.

[Richard E]

The Muscat Football Academy forward signed a three-year development contract with English Championship side Aston Villa, after spending a year with fellow British side Birmingham City FC.

Lol

As long as it's not the Kevin Muscat Football Academy - he would spend his entire career suspended.