January Transfer Window

[Damo70]

As much as we would love Benteke there is nothing at all to suggest Benteke would give two fucks about coming back to us as a Championship club given how hard he worked to get away as a PL one.

He might be interested just till the end of the season (or possibly longer if we go up). He certainly doesn't seem happy at Palace at the moment.

I got excited when we were linked with Tuanzebe. I thought it meant we were signing three players. Two unnamed players and one called Zebe!

[JUAN PABLO]

As much as we would love Benteke there is nothing at all to suggest Benteke would give two fucks about coming back to us as a Championship club given how hard he worked to get away as a PL one.

There was mention on TalkSport last week about him possibly going to Chelsea. 

yes with Caroll . Crouch . Gabby and Ashley Barnes

[ozzjim]

Lol Chelsea looking at Ashley Barnes. Someone is trying to force Conte out the door there.

[Comrade Blitz]

BENTEKE IS NOT COMING BACK TO VILLA

MOVE ON

TRY

PORNHUB
XHAMSTER

[cdbearsfan]

I imagine Chelsea have already made a bid for Pornhub. They're desperate to obtain a big lump up front.

[pauliewalnuts]

Lol Chelsea looking at Ashley Barnes. Someone is trying to force Conte out the door there.

That's the only possible reason they could be looking at a one in seven striker from Burnley.

Amazing stuff. They're third or fourth currently aren't they? The sense of entitlement is incredible.

[ozzjim]

It's just most bizarre. Surely Chelsea could go and find a decent target man pretty much of whoever Conte chooses. It's almost like he has asked for target man, the board have said yes, then offered him Jozy Altitore and said ha, ask for another, dare you. He will walk soon and then claim constructive dismissal. All very very strange. Bet Arsenal fans would take Conte in a flash.

[godzvilla]

Burnley reportedly signing winger Aaron Lennon this morning, could that free up Nahki Wells ?, he was rumoured to be a target not so long ago. He always frightened the hell out of  me when he came on against us ( for Uddersfield ), fast, direct and a goalscorer, in the Championship. Does´nt seem to have cut it in the Preemiership w/Burnley, though , hence Lennon......................Godzvilla!

[ASHTONVILLA]

It's just most bizarre. Surely Chelsea could go and find a decent target man pretty much of whoever Conte chooses. It's almost like he has asked for target man, the board have said yes, then offered him Jozy Altitore and said ha, ask for another, dare you. He will walk soon and then claim constructive dismissal. All very very strange. Bet Arsenal fans would take Conte in a flash.

Maybe we can tempt him to Villa, where he can team up with his target hitman Gabby.

[chrisw1]

It's just most bizarre. Surely Chelsea could go and find a decent target man pretty much of whoever Conte chooses. It's almost like he has asked for target man, the board have said yes, then offered him Jozy Altitore and said ha, ask for another, dare you. He will walk soon and then claim constructive dismissal. All very very strange. Bet Arsenal fans would take Conte in a flash.

Maybe we can tempt him to Villa, where he can team up with his target hitman Gabby.

The Gabby thing was a joke, you do realise that don't you?

[tomd2103]

Burnley reportedly signing winger Aaron Lennon this morning, could that free up Nahki Wells ?, he was rumoured to be a target not so long ago. He always frightened the hell out of  me when he came on against us ( for Uddersfield ), fast, direct and a goalscorer, in the Championship. Does´nt seem to have cut it in the Preemiership w/Burnley, though , hence Lennon......................Godzvilla!

He has been previously linked with us in the press and I think a loan until the end of the season would be a good move really. 

[ozzjim]

Although a different style, Wells would be a great option.

[ASHTONVILLA]

The Gabby thing was a joke, you do realise that don't you?

Not even going to credit that with an answer.

[ASHTONVILLA]

Although a different style, Wells would be a great option.

Early last season when we were playing Huddersfield off the park, the game turned when Wells came on for them. He caused us all sorts of problems, and at this level he would be a good signing. Pace, running and an eye for goal.

[UK Redsox]

Wells played for Bradford in that League Cup semi, didn't he ?

I think that was where I first became aware of him.