I took Damon's older sister and younger brother on the stage for the panto at the Hippodrome. Billy Dainty was the Dame, giving out bars of chocolate.
Dame) Would you like a bar of chocolate little girl?
Daughter) Yes please.
Dame) What about your little brother, would he like one?
Daughter) He said I can have his.
Dame) Can't he speak for himself?
Daughter) He can't speak. 'Sides he don't like chocolate.