Birmingham City vs Aston Villa pre match thread

[saunders_heroes]

This is marvellous. Your typical Nose on SHA... 

Villa

Absolutely disgusting aren't they.

Go and try to have a conversation with a villa fan that includes complimenting a blues player. It won't happen, its beyond their ability.

Go and try to have a conversation that talks about the successful clubs of England and see if they can refrain from mentioning themselves or talking about their history.

Go and try and take the piss out of them for their misfortune and see if they have a laugh about it, see if they self deprecate. It won't happen, it's beyond their ability.

They are a pathetic football club who were relevant when Queen Victoria had an itchy fanny, since then they've finished 6th a couple of times and won a cup from a scuffed shin. Nice one, well done, but glory doesn't wash off the arrogance, the lack of self awareness, the completely disgusting attitude that these cretins have.

You'll never seen me call villa fans inbred, because that's base and we're better than that. A villa fan is more than 12 fingered simpleton like some fans suggest.

A villa fan is the sort of bloke who's wife has an affair, it's the sort of bloke who does buy to let and rips off the innocents, a villa fan is someone who complains about the temperature in a restaurant, he's the sort of bloke who parks over two spaces to protect his Audi. A villa fan cheats at golf. A villa fan watched his wife get fecked by a bull.

A villa fan is a fanny. Someone who can't handle a proper life. Someone who can't handle a bit of character.

Thank feck we're better than that eh. Thank feck we're above that.

Our team is shit at football but I wouldn't swap them for the world. Neither the memories or the future. None of it.

SHIT ON THE VILLA

SHIT ON THE VILLA TONIGHT

SHIT ON THE VILLA

SHIT ON THE VILLA TONIGHT

EVERYBODY SHIT ON THE VILLA

BECAUSE THEY'RE A LOAD OF SHITE

Blues

[QuintonVilla]

He's been typing that since Monday bless him.

[saunders_heroes]

There's a new dictionary definition of 'obsesssion' - "Joining another club's forum and posting at 5.30am".

I came on here because my cousins and uncles on the dark side won't answer their phones. I know they must be worried, when I don't hear a dickie bird from them.

I don’t think there’s anyone that would answer their phone to a pissed up moron at 5.30am.

[The Edge]

There's a new dictionary definition of 'obsesssion' - "Joining another club's forum and posting at 5.30am".

I came on here because my cousins and uncles on the dark side won't answer their phones. I know they must be worried, when I don't hear a dickie bird from them.

They're probably having a lie in. It's not Christmas day for them.

[OzVilla]

There's a new dictionary definition of 'obsesssion' - "Joining another club's forum and posting at 5.30am".

I came on here because my cousins and uncles on the dark side won't answer their phones. I know they must be worried, when I don't hear a dickie bird from them.

In fairness they probably just saw it was you. You couldn't really blame them.

[saunders_heroes]

2hrs before kick off and they still haven’t sold out their huge 23,500 home tickets.
They must have around 12k season ticket holders which leaves around 10 or 11k tickets to be sold for their biggest game of the season, yet they can’t manage it.
And they claim, “This City is Blue” don’t they?

[auntiesledd]

There's a new dictionary definition of 'obsesssion' - "Joining another club's forum and posting at 5.30am".

I came on here because my cousins and uncles on the dark side won't answer their phones. I know they must be worried, when I don't hear a dickie bird from them.

A likely story.

Has it never occurred to you that the reason they don't want to speak is because they concluded - many moons ago -  that you're a sad, deluded, knob?

[Richard E]

This is marvellous. Your typical Nose on SHA... 

Villa

Absolutely disgusting aren't they.

Go and try to have a conversation with a villa fan that includes complimenting a blues player. It won't happen, its beyond their ability.

Go and try to have a conversation that talks about the successful clubs of England and see if they can refrain from mentioning themselves or talking about their history.

Go and try and take the piss out of them for their misfortune and see if they have a laugh about it, see if they self deprecate. It won't happen, it's beyond their ability.

They are a pathetic football club who were relevant when Queen Victoria had an itchy fanny, since then they've finished 6th a couple of times and won a cup from a scuffed shin. Nice one, well done, but glory doesn't wash off the arrogance, the lack of self awareness, the completely disgusting attitude that these cretins have.

You'll never seen me call villa fans inbred, because that's base and we're better than that. A villa fan is more than 12 fingered simpleton like some fans suggest.

A villa fan is the sort of bloke who's wife has an affair, it's the sort of bloke who does buy to let and rips off the innocents, a villa fan is someone who complains about the temperature in a restaurant, he's the sort of bloke who parks over two spaces to protect his Audi. A villa fan cheats at golf. A villa fan watched his wife get fecked by a bull.

A villa fan is a fanny. Someone who can't handle a proper life. Someone who can't handle a bit of character.

Thank feck we're better than that eh. Thank feck we're above that.

Our team is shit at football but I wouldn't swap them for the world. Neither the memories or the future. None of it.

SHIT ON THE VILLA

SHIT ON THE VILLA TONIGHT

SHIT ON THE VILLA

SHIT ON THE VILLA TONIGHT

EVERYBODY SHIT ON THE VILLA

BECAUSE THEY'RE A LOAD OF SHITE

Blues

There is one solitary accurate comment snuck in there -'Our team is shit at football.'

[dave.woodhall]

2hrs before kick off and they still haven’t sold out their huge 23,500 home tickets.
They must have around 12k season ticket holders which leaves around 10 or 11k tickets to be sold for their biggest game of the season, yet they can’t manage it.
And they claim, “This City is Blue” don’t they?

And you could probably name at least a dozen pubs that will be full of them watching the match.

[Axl Rose]

This is marvellous. Your typical Nose on SHA... 

Villa

Absolutely disgusting aren't they.

Go and try to have a conversation with a villa fan that includes complimenting a blues player. It won't happen, its beyond their ability.

Go and try to have a conversation that talks about the successful clubs of England and see if they can refrain from mentioning themselves or talking about their history.

Go and try and take the piss out of them for their misfortune and see if they have a laugh about it, see if they self deprecate. It won't happen, it's beyond their ability.

They are a pathetic football club who were relevant when Queen Victoria had an itchy fanny, since then they've finished 6th a couple of times and won a cup from a scuffed shin. Nice one, well done, but glory doesn't wash off the arrogance, the lack of self awareness, the completely disgusting attitude that these cretins have.

You'll never seen me call villa fans inbred, because that's base and we're better than that. A villa fan is more than 12 fingered simpleton like some fans suggest.

A villa fan is the sort of bloke who's wife has an affair, it's the sort of bloke who does buy to let and rips off the innocents, a villa fan is someone who complains about the temperature in a restaurant, he's the sort of bloke who parks over two spaces to protect his Audi. A villa fan cheats at golf. A villa fan watched his wife get fecked by a bull.

A villa fan is a fanny. Someone who can't handle a proper life. Someone who can't handle a bit of character.

Thank feck we're better than that eh. Thank feck we're above that.

Our team is shit at football but I wouldn't swap them for the world. Neither the memories or the future. None of it.

SHIT ON THE VILLA

SHIT ON THE VILLA TONIGHT

SHIT ON THE VILLA

SHIT ON THE VILLA TONIGHT

EVERYBODY SHIT ON THE VILLA

BECAUSE THEY'RE A LOAD OF SHITE

Blues

There is one solitary accurate comment snuck in there -'Our team is shit at football.'

I like his name: 'Blues'.

[TheMalandro]

There's a new dictionary definition of 'obsesssion' - "Joining another club's forum and posting at 5.30am".

I came on here because my cousins and uncles on the dark side won't answer their phones. I know they must be worried, when I don't hear a dickie bird from them.

What about your sister, is she looking after the kids today?

[Axl Rose]

A Villa fan cheats at golf. Superb

[Abbeyfealeavfc]

HA's uncles, your nephew's a tw-t!!
I'm surprised you called yourself happy abode and not happy clapper!
It's embarrassing that your club doesn't trust it's own support to create an atmosphere on derby day!
sotc!
UTV, VTID

[curlytailavfc]

50% of the thick nose nobs will an hour early for the game

[auntiesledd]

A Villa fan cheats at golf. Superb

It's no doubt based on the assumption that Villa-supporting golfers don't hold their clubs at "the knobbly end"; and drive golf buggies with "them strange-shaped (i.e. round) wheels".