Barnsley v Merchants of Sadness Pre-Match Thread

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Racist Northerners 0-3 Villa.

[Tuscans]

Apart from scoring ( the important thing in football ) I thought we played well last night, polar opposite to Brentford. I've gone for another draw but if they put in the same performance from last night the ball has to go in at some point so I'm really hoping for a win.

I don't care about the managers anymore....just win.

[Villa75]

Racist Northerners 0-3 Villa.

Genuine question.

Have you ever got a Villa prediction correct?

[Mossie Hennebry]

Live on Sky you say? Foregone conclusion.

[Chris Jameson]

Agbonlahor to score the only goal and do that gormless thing where he cups his ears and then puts his finger over his mouth before taking to whatever social media platform he uses to claim that goal was for the #haterz. Steve Bruce will then eulogise about the useless lump of lard in his post match interview and reward him with a new five year contract.

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Johnstone

Taylor
Terry
Chester
De Laet

Adomah
Jedinak
Hourihane
Snodgrass

Davis
Kodjia

Attack. Attack. Attack. Then when that's done. attack some more. Then put your hand in your pocket and pull out a fluffy ball of attack.

Fucking attack these ******. Make them fucking wilt. Show some fucking bottle. For the love of all that is holy. We have two midfielders who know something about being boring. Attack the motherfucking game. If you're going Bruce, don't go out on your arse, go out swinging.

[mallo]

Some beautiful one touch football, breaking with pace, a high pressing line and inevitably the result we all expect - 2-1.

[sid1964]

if we lose at Barnsley, i bet Bruce will run off the pitch at the end of the game as the tunnel is right by where our lot will be sitting / standing!

1-1 and Bruce will resign after the game because of the abuse he has received from the fans. (oh and it will be all our fault!)

[Chico Hamilton III]

If you're going Bruce, don't go out on your arse, go out swinging.

When they kick at your front door
How you gonna come
with your hands on your head
or on the trigger of your gun?

Always wanted to shoe-horn that line into a Villa forum

[aj2k77]

Win the next two and we are 12 points from 6 games and where we ought to be.

Crikey this is such a massive game.

We would be 13 from 9.....

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I'm talking from Norwich on.

[aj2k77]

I'm talking from Norwich on.

Unfortunately the season started before that.

[dorsetvillian]

Four of us Bournemouth Lions going up on Saturday. Let's hope this is the match we look back and say that was the turning point!. However, with Bruce in charge, I fear a long journey home even more depressed than I feel now about the state of our great club. Sad, Sad times!

[tomd2103]

Puts our woes into a bit of perspective:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41249300

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0-0 Bruce limps on.