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Author Topic: Funniest thing  (Read 1329 times)

Offline Iamkmkm

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Funniest thing
« on: August 22, 2017, 01:17:31 PM »
What is the funniest thing you've heard shouted at a football match?
« Last Edit: August 22, 2017, 01:32:25 PM by Iamkmkm »

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Re: Funniest thing you've heard shouted at a football match?
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2017, 01:22:38 PM »
Must admit, I've never heard that one at a game.

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Re: Funniest thing
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2017, 12:16:17 PM »
We are gonna win the league  :)

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Re: Funniest thing
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2017, 12:34:58 PM »
I can't remember if I heard this myself, or someone told me the story.

During another brilliant performance by Villa a young lad asks "how much longer to go dad?".

A voice from behind shouts "about another 70 bloody years".

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Re: Funniest thing
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2017, 02:12:31 PM »
We played either Rotherham or Gillingham at VP in a cup game some years ago and Byfield was warming up on the touch line. A Villa fan kept shouting "Darren, Darren" and waving an autograph book at him. Anyway this goes on for most of the 2nd half when Byfield finally rescinds and goes over to the fan who then asks "Can you get me Jamelias autograph"

He was not too best pleased

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Re: Funniest thing
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2017, 06:23:45 PM »
I have a mate who is a chelsea fan and i traveled with him to watch chelsea-stuttgart in stockholm 1999, and we was drinking with around 500 other chelsea fans outside a pub when two hot blondes with big boobs turn up on a  balcony right above us, one chelses fan start's chanting "get yout tits out for the lads" and evrybody joins in, and then "do you take it up the arse" the two girls both goes red,start's laughing and goes back inside.

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Re: Funniest thing
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2017, 06:29:56 PM »
Come on referee, what are you waiting for, fucking planning permission?

Linesman, keep up with play, you've got legs like fucking Douglas Bader.

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Re: Funniest thing
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2017, 07:18:37 PM »
I have a mate who is a chelsea fan and i traveled with him to watch chelsea-stuttgart in stockholm 1999, and we was drinking with around 500 other chelsea fans outside a pub when two hot blondes with big boobs turn up on a  balcony right above us, one chelses fan start's chanting "get yout tits out for the lads" and evrybody joins in, and then "do you take it up the arse" the two girls both goes red,start's laughing and goes back inside.

Bloody hell, really?

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Re: Funniest thing
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2017, 01:33:56 PM »


I have a mate who is a chelsea fan and i traveled with him to watch chelsea-stuttgart in stockholm 1999, and we was drinking with around 500 other chelsea fans outside a pub when two hot blondes with big boobs turn up on a  balcony right above us, one chelses fan start's chanting "get yout tits out for the lads" and evrybody joins in, and then "do you take it up the arse" the two girls both goes red,start's laughing and goes back inside.

Bloody hell, really?

Yea, one very drunk chelsea fan even tried to climb up to their balcony.

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Re: Funniest thing
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2017, 03:38:02 PM »


I have a mate who is a chelsea fan and i traveled with him to watch chelsea-stuttgart in stockholm 1999, and we was drinking with around 500 other chelsea fans outside a pub when two hot blondes with big boobs turn up on a  balcony right above us, one chelses fan start's chanting "get yout tits out for the lads" and evrybody joins in, and then "do you take it up the arse" the two girls both goes red,start's laughing and goes back inside.

Bloody hell, really?

Yea, one very drunk chelsea fan even tried to climb up to their balcony.

Bloody hell, really?

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Re: Funniest thing
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2017, 01:33:41 PM »


I have a mate who is a chelsea fan and i traveled with him to watch chelsea-stuttgart in stockholm 1999, and we was drinking with around 500 other chelsea fans outside a pub when two hot blondes with big boobs turn up on a  balcony right above us, one chelses fan start's chanting "get yout tits out for the lads" and evrybody joins in, and then "do you take it up the arse" the two girls both goes red,start's laughing and goes back inside.

Bloody hell, really?

Yea, one very drunk chelsea fan even tried to climb up to their balcony.

Bloody hell, really?

You are a real comedian you, 19000 posts? how about you go outside and talk with some girls instead you sad little gimp.

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Re: Funniest thing
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2017, 01:47:04 PM »
And how about you stop that right now.

Offline Ger Regan

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Re: Funniest thing
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2017, 02:14:21 PM »
The only thing sad on this thread is the peurile "humour" in that story.

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Re: Funniest thing
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2017, 11:51:31 AM »
The story starts as plain pathetic and ends up as a bit rapey. Can't imagine why anyone would find that "funny".

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Re: Funniest thing
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2017, 09:30:26 PM »
The story starts as plain pathetic and ends up as a bit rapey. Can't imagine why anyone would find that "funny".

Bantz innit.