I don't think the Tory to whom you allude actually wanked in his Chelsea strip. I think you will find it was full coitus horribalis.
If it was made up by Max Clifford it is a shame because it was the only interesting thing I thought David Mellor ever did.It also appealed to my love of serendipity in great literature, Mellor almost being the name of the gardener who plaited wild flowers into Lady Chatterley's lower abdomen.
Lets hope Teresa May comes in with a late offer of £1b for him to join the Tories - they have a habit of having Chelsea Kit Wankers in the cabinet
Quote from: brian green on June 27, 2017, 07:26:11 PMIf it was made up by Max Clifford it is a shame because it was the only interesting thing I thought David Mellor ever did.It also appealed to my love of serendipity in great literature, Mellor almost being the name of the gardener who plaited wild flowers into Lady Chatterley's lower abdomen.I'm still haunted by Mellor's "red hot soccer chat" tag line from 606 all those years ago. What were the BBC thinking!
Quote from: saunders_heroes on June 27, 2017, 07:39:01 PMQuote from: brian green on June 27, 2017, 07:26:11 PMIf it was made up by Max Clifford it is a shame because it was the only interesting thing I thought David Mellor ever did.It also appealed to my love of serendipity in great literature, Mellor almost being the name of the gardener who plaited wild flowers into Lady Chatterley's lower abdomen.I'm still haunted by Mellor's "red hot soccer chat" tag line from 606 all those years ago. What were the BBC thinking!"Hello footie nuts". They then compounded it further by employing DJ Spooney.
Quote from: AV5nobs on June 27, 2017, 03:29:53 PMCouldn't care less what the mother Theresa's think of him, if he helps us get back up I will be grateful.You have to be "Mother Theresa" to think calling someone a "fucking black c***" is unacceptable?You seem to have a very high tolerance of racism. I'm going to take a wild guess... Leave voter?
Couldn't care less what the mother Theresa's think of him, if he helps us get back up I will be grateful.