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Author Topic: H & V Post of the Season.  (Read 4469 times)

Offline kippaxvilla2

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H & V Post of the Season.
« on: May 09, 2017, 10:58:04 PM »
So many to choose from.  But one lives in my memory and when I read it today it still makes me literally chuckle out loud.  I can't find it on here but step forward Paulie.  Posted during our second horrendous run of the season a post of sheer exasperation ensued.  The line of the post referred to Sam Johnstone being a 'flappy handed 12 year old.' Applause.

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Re: H & V Post of the Season.
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2017, 11:29:50 PM »
Fix

Offline kippaxvilla2

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Re: H & V Post of the Season.
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2017, 11:32:09 PM »
Of course there is that legendary post!

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Re: H & V Post of the Season.
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2017, 07:18:09 AM »
There was no depth to it and I suspect he took it from twitter. I find it crass, poor, and tries to hard to mimic great posts of the past.

my favourite was the poster that described Cissokho attempts to control the ball as being similar to "a puppy chasing a balloon". Ive stolen that and used it in many football conversations and games since.

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Re: H & V Post of the Season.
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2017, 11:43:58 AM »
Comments made by Jimbo on match threads.

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Re: H & V Post of the Season.
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2017, 12:01:36 PM »
That transfer maniac going postal about cock flavoured lollipops.

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Re: H & V Post of the Season.
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2017, 01:46:01 PM »
I've just realised footyskillz/villakicks was true to his word and hasn't appeared since his promise to quit H&V in the event of Villa not beating Brentford 4-0. we lost 3-0.

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Re: H & V Post of the Season.
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2017, 02:31:46 PM »
Oh, yeah, where is 'skillz? Much-missed (to the extent I only realised a second ago).

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Re: H & V Post of the Season.
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2017, 08:12:06 PM »
About Ashley Westwood thread:

"We almost got shot of him but unfortunately Dyche came to his senses"

I haven't laughed so much for ages.

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Re: H & V Post of the Season.
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2017, 04:41:05 AM »
Footyskillz posts were special. I think brian green took him under his wing for a bit and coached him a bit in writing and he almost began to make sense occasionally. Then he disappeared.

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Re: H & V Post of the Season.
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2017, 09:41:46 AM »
That transfer maniac going postal about cock flavoured lollipops.

Or was it lollipop flavoured cocks  :o

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Re: H & V Post of the Season.
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2017, 01:57:44 PM »
Yesterday I was thinking of that bloke who used to use "funeral" as a verb.

"One of these days we will funeral someone"

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Re: H & V Post of the Season.
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2017, 01:58:47 PM »
The best thread was the transfer window in song one from about 2009.

Still remember having genuine tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks at that.


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Re: H & V Post of the Season.
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2017, 02:11:32 PM »
Yesterday I was thinking of that bloke who used to use "funeral" as a verb.

"One of these days we will funeral someone"

He was from Thailand wasn't he?  Nice chap.

Pity we haven't managed to funeral anybody, but hey ho.

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Re: H & V Post of the Season.
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2017, 07:13:43 PM »
I had a lost weekend on Facebook last year, was having a really bad weekend and happened to look on Facebook, I have never got so many notifications as four of my idiot friends spent the weekend slowly breaking the internet. I couldn't catch my breath I was laughing so much.

 


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