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Offline ciggiesnbeer

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Re: Bruce out?
« Reply #4425 on: August 17, 2017, 11:07:04 PM »
That league table tonight looks so depressing

Someone reading this is thinking "hey wouldnt it be funny to start a relegation thread"?

I can answer that. No, no it wouldn't.

Offline TonyD

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Re: Bruce out?
« Reply #4426 on: August 17, 2017, 11:13:45 PM »
That league table tonight looks so depressing

Someone reading this is thinking "hey wouldnt it be funny to start a relegation thread"?

I can answer that. No, no it wouldn't.
You know you want it mate.... give in ..

Offline cheltenhamlion

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Re: Bruce out?
« Reply #4427 on: August 18, 2017, 08:48:00 AM »
You could get a blow job off Kaley Cuoco while somebody hands you a cheque for 68,000,000 and still find something to whinge about.

Me?

Offline Chris Jameson

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Re: Bruce out?
« Reply #4428 on: August 18, 2017, 10:43:19 AM »
I've never heard of Kaley Cuoco. Does he play for Wolves?

Offline Ads

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Re: Bruce out?
« Reply #4429 on: August 18, 2017, 10:56:41 AM »
You could get a blow job off Kaley Cuoco while somebody hands you a cheque for 68,000,000 and still find something to whinge about.

Me?

Not you, the misery arse that doesn't enjoy Kaley filating him.

Offline Richard E

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Re: Bruce out?
« Reply #4430 on: August 18, 2017, 11:06:59 AM »
You could get a blow job off Kaley Cuoco while somebody hands you a cheque for 68,000,000 and still find something to whinge about.

Me?

Not you, the misery a**e that doesn't enjoy Kaley filating him.

I do not think it would be possible to ascertain whether this was enjoyable without a long term repeatable and verifiable experiment. Every day for, say, 5 years, should be enough to arrive at a result amenable to satisfactory peer review.

Offline olaftab

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Re: Bruce out?
« Reply #4431 on: August 18, 2017, 11:15:11 AM »
Kaley has publicly stated she does not enjoy fellating as her jaw bones are tight and result in extreme discomfort. So there is no point in pursuing Richard E's suggestion. It was only going to be a one off thing.

Offline olaftab

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Re: Bruce out?
« Reply #4432 on: August 18, 2017, 11:18:08 AM »
You could get a blow job off Kaley Cuoco while somebody hands you a cheque for 68,000,000 and still find something to whinge about.

Me?
Yes you as you would be very worried about that cheque not being banked whilst Kaley was messing about😂

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Re: Bruce out?
« Reply #4433 on: August 18, 2017, 11:22:15 AM »
Ive not seen it mentioned in the this thread but thinking about it

Out of two candidates for the England job (Bruce and Alladyce) they actually chose Sam. For all his faults Sam would have shown them charts and graphs about modern coaching principles based on stats on fitness / nutrition / metres covered etc.

I bet Bruce was all "This is a big job, the biggest of my career, It should be an honour to play for your country, Up and at em, wibble"

I did not want him then and even less now after seeing his "game" first hand

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Re: Bruce out?
« Reply #4434 on: August 18, 2017, 11:22:29 AM »
I've never heard of Kaley Cuoco. Does he play for Wolves?
Yeah banged his first goals at the weekend

Offline olaftab

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Re: Bruce out?
« Reply #4435 on: August 18, 2017, 11:27:58 AM »
That league table tonight looks so depressing

Someone reading this is thinking "hey wouldnt it be funny to start a relegation thread"?

I can answer that. No, no it wouldn't.
You know you want it mate.... give in ..
A relegation thread is a no no before 10 games have been played. It's just not cricket.

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Re: Bruce out?
« Reply #4436 on: August 18, 2017, 11:35:35 AM »
Steve is saying calling for his head after just 3 games is nonsense. He seems to have wiped last season from his memory. It's like he's only been in the job for 3 games. Sorry Steve calling for your head has started after giving you time and transfers a plenty. I would love to be proved wrong, but I doubt it. Real shame as he's such a nice guy and I thought he would do the job.

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Re: Bruce out?
« Reply #4437 on: August 18, 2017, 11:41:38 AM »
I reckon there will be an announcement this afternoon. 

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Re: Bruce out?
« Reply #4438 on: August 18, 2017, 11:42:20 AM »
I reckon there will be an announcement this afternoon. 

About Kaley Cuoco? Great!

Offline AVH87

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Re: Bruce out?
« Reply #4439 on: August 18, 2017, 11:43:42 AM »
Steve is saying calling for his head after just 3 games is nonsense. He seems to have wiped last season from his memory. It's like he's only been in the job for 3 games. Sorry Steve calling for your head has started after giving you time and transfers a plenty. I would love to be proved wrong, but I doubt it. Real shame as he's such a nice guy and I thought he would do the job.

It's only 6 months though, he said so twice. Then 3 months of that has been pre-season, so basically he's only been here 3 months.