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Author Topic: Happy Birthday Gabby.  (Read 4997 times)

Offline cheltenhamlion

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Re: Happy Birthday Gabby.
« Reply #30 on: October 14, 2016, 06:50:06 PM »
So all these weeks where it's been quiet regarding him, and he's STILL not match fit. 60,000 being trousered from the club each and every week. It's fucking scandalous.

Either we continually employ the worst fitness guys in the World or he's just a law unto himself.

IMO, we don't need him. On the pitch or around the squad.

An absolute twat mate. Shouldn't be near the training ground.

Offline Richard E

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Re: Happy Birthday Gabby.
« Reply #31 on: October 14, 2016, 06:52:12 PM »

Offline Rudy Can't Fail

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Re: Happy Birthday Gabby.
« Reply #32 on: October 14, 2016, 06:58:57 PM »
Didn't he post a photo up the other week and looked as fit as a butcher's dog?

I'll leave it to Bruce as to whether or not we need him. We could certainly do with a bit of speed in attack, whether he's still got it is another question. More than speed we need service, something that's been missing for years to our strikers.

Offline Goldie.7

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Re: Happy Birthday Gabby.
« Reply #33 on: October 14, 2016, 07:18:14 PM »
I'm more concerned with the midfield and defense than this knucklehead coming back.

Offline Gregorys Boy

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Re: Happy Birthday Gabby.
« Reply #34 on: October 14, 2016, 07:59:59 PM »
Must feel like two birthday's he is beyond lucky to be back training.  But I can understand why Bruce as the new manager doesn't want to rule anyone out of his plans.  As long as he makes it clear than Gabby is at the bottom of the packing order and has to prove himself then I guess I'm fine with it.  Considering the attacking talent we have I would be very surprised if he gets much of a look in.

Offline damon loves JT

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Re: Happy Birthday Gabby.
« Reply #35 on: October 14, 2016, 08:24:46 PM »
He's just waiting for the next manager to come along and give him another clean slate.

Hope he's waiting a long time.

Offline Jon Crofts

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Re: Happy Birthday Gabby.
« Reply #36 on: October 14, 2016, 08:34:32 PM »
Happy Birthday fatso.

Offline oldtimernow

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Re: Happy Birthday Gabby.
« Reply #37 on: October 14, 2016, 08:35:20 PM »
It was bad enough sharing a birthday with Maggie Thatcher but to discover that It's also shared with him.


I'm jinxed I tell you

Offline aj2k77

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Re: Happy Birthday Gabby.
« Reply #38 on: October 14, 2016, 08:36:05 PM »
Gabby is another red herring, shit substitution in the making though. Keep him out of the match day squad, he's finished, we have a young lad chomping at the bit who should be getting his seat on the bench not a washed up wanker like Gabby who has shown pretty much as much disrespect at you can to a club, he can't even be bothered to be fit to do his job.

Offline Gareth

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Re: Happy Birthday Gabby.
« Reply #39 on: October 14, 2016, 08:36:13 PM »
Hopefully Man City remembered to send him a cake

Offline russon

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Re: Happy Birthday Gabby.
« Reply #40 on: October 14, 2016, 08:50:31 PM »


20 second clip that sums Gabby's last few seasons up the useless lump of lard

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Happy Birthday Gabby.
« Reply #41 on: October 14, 2016, 08:55:41 PM »
I found a video of him scoring goals, it's in black and white though.

Offline Marlon From Bearwood

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Re: Happy Birthday Gabby.
« Reply #42 on: October 14, 2016, 09:18:43 PM »
I also remember Shearer focussing on Gabby's laziness on MOTD last season when we played Man City. Toure had the ball at his feet, Gabby was facing him 6 yards away, the nearest Villa player. What does Gabby do? Bends over and starts adjusting his shin pads, pretending Toure isn't there, rather than actually challenge him.

Add to this Gabby pretending to be injured / ill during the 0-6 at home to Liverpool, and taking an eternity to warm up at Swansea in Garde's last match to avoid having to come on, and it's fair to say I already hated him well before;

Being too fat to play, shisha pipes in Dubai when we needed him, laughing gas the night we got relegated.

Just fuck off Gabby you fucking wanker.

Offline oldtimernow

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Re: Happy Birthday Gabby.
« Reply #43 on: October 14, 2016, 09:58:52 PM »
So all these weeks where it's been quiet regarding him, and he's STILL not match fit. 60,000 being trousered from the club each and every week. It's fucking scandalous.

Either we continually employ the worst fitness guys in the World or he's just a law unto himself.

IMO, we don't need him. On the pitch or around the squad.

agreed

Offline Rudy Can't Fail

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Re: Happy Birthday Gabby.
« Reply #44 on: October 15, 2016, 01:09:06 AM »
It was bad enough sharing a birthday with Maggie Thatcher..

If I'd known that I'd have been with Goldie since 2006.