Evening all. I'd go with this. Not much mention of RDM, Dr X or the Villa, but there's a good bit of stuff about me and pink slenders. And, of course, it scans brilliantly. It's to the all-time great pop song, 'Return of the Mac'. Enjoy and stay focused, like a horse on heat:
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Oooooh, come on, ooh yeah
Well I tried to tell you so (yes I did),
But I guess you didn't bum-back-fatty,
As the saddest story goes,
Baby, now I got the shits,
'Cause I know it from the start,
Baby, when you broke my hymen,
That I had to come again,
And show you that I'm sexy in the touching department.
You lied to me,
All those times I said that I did a sexy with you,
You lied to me,
Yes, I tried, yes, I opened my bumhole,
You lied to me,
Even though you know I'd touch my little boy for you,
You lied to me,
Yes, I cried, yes, I cried all over your picture of Didier Agathe.
[Chorus 1:]
Return of the Peen,
It is,
Return of the Peen,
Come on,
Return of the Peen,
Oh, my god,
You know that I'll be seen,
Here I am.
[Chorus 2:]
Return of the Peen,
Once again,
Return of the Peen,
Top of the world,
Return of the Peen,
Watch my flow,
You know that I'll be clean,
Here I go.
So, I'm back up in my neighbour's bedroom,
(Rubbing things like my pleasure giver),
Lettin' all the people know,
That I'm back to run the show,
Cause what they didn't know was wrong,
And all the nasty things the moderators have done,
So, baby, listen carefully,
While I sing my comeback song.
You lied to me,
Cause you said you'd never turn up the volume of my car stereo,
You lied to me,
But you did, but you did,
You lied to me,
All this pain you said I'd never feel,
You lied to me,
But I do, but I do do do like to touch your lovely 'King of the Uh-uh-uhs'.
[Chorus 3:]
Return of the Peen,
It is,
Return of the Peen,
Hold on,
Return of the Peen,
Don't you know,
You know that I'll be seen,
Return of the Peen,
Oh, little girl,
Return of the Peen,
Once more girl,
Return of the Peen,
Up and down,
You know that I'll be back (round and round to your open anus).
[interlude:]
Ahhhhhh Peen
Stop worrying about your big break
You lied to me,
Cause she said she'd never turn up the volume of my car stereo,
You lied to me,
But you did, but you did,
You lied to me,
All this pain you said I'd never feel,
You lied to me,
But I do, but I do do do like to touch your lovely 'King of the Uh-uh-uhs'.
[Chorus 1]
[Chorus 2]
Return of the Peen
[repeat, with increasing aggressiveness, to fade]
