Thought you might like to hear this story.
A mate of mine -Baggies fan- knows someone who installs upgrades for folks's broadband. Apparently, he visits a lot of Prem players' houses as part of his job. According to the guy, most of the players are quite polite and welcoming. Only one was unfriendly to him, so much so that he had a woman in the house whose job was to talk to any menials doing work in his household, so he could safely ignore them.
Small clue to his identity; until yesterday we were paying him over £60,000 a week for bugger all.