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Author Topic: IQLowe: Adventures of a Villa fan  (Read 7835 times)

Offline brian green

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Re: IQLowe: Adventures of a Villa fan
« Reply #30 on: May 24, 2016, 09:01:22 AM »
I think the humour will be primarily visual Clamps.  Atlantic rollers breaking over bluenose dressed in Villa scarf and hat would do it for me.

Offline IQLowe 33

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Re: IQLowe: Adventures of a Villa fan
« Reply #31 on: May 24, 2016, 09:08:18 AM »
My advice as someone who has performed comedy:
  • Start with something funny
  • Build on this by adding something funny in the middle
  • Finish with a big funny bit at the end
  • The old bloke being naked stopped being funny after Monty Python did it to death in the 1970s
  • Don't give up the day job.


And your list of comedy awards is .........? Also I dont have a day job which is why I fill my time doing this stuff.

Oh and if you ever want to take me on on stage you name the venue.



« Last Edit: May 24, 2016, 09:12:14 AM by IQLowe 33 »

Offline IQLowe 33

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Re: IQLowe: Adventures of a Villa fan
« Reply #32 on: May 24, 2016, 09:11:01 AM »
I think the humour will be primarily visual Clamps.  Atlantic rollers breaking over bluenose dressed in Villa scarf and hat would do it for me.

Really? Hardly the most fastidious of chaps are you?

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Re: IQLowe: Adventures of a Villa fan
« Reply #33 on: May 24, 2016, 09:15:28 AM »
No matter what a nose tries to do, whatever subject, what reason, they will always shoe horn the Villa in to it.

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Re: IQLowe: Adventures of a Villa fan
« Reply #34 on: May 24, 2016, 09:19:14 AM »
That's the old Mike and Bernie Winters gag.  I am fast and he is hideous.  The Rockall gig could be the making of you.  A real Holte Ender as producer and the lovely Lauren Laverne as presenter.  Cast your fate to the winds.  Or gales.

Offline IQLowe 33

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Re: IQLowe: Adventures of a Villa fan
« Reply #35 on: May 24, 2016, 09:23:34 AM »
Actually, Bri, Mike and Bernie Winters never really floated my boat. I always thought their comedy was for the less well informed comedically speaking.

But if you liked them that's your business.

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Re: IQLowe: Adventures of a Villa fan
« Reply #36 on: May 24, 2016, 09:29:38 AM »
Anyway if you really want to give my stuff a fair crack of the whip then it would be best if you start on the longer clip- there's a loose storyline running through it; on the other if you're a bit gay and are happy to feast your eyes on luscious body then stay with the "nearly" naked man.

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Re: IQLowe: Adventures of a Villa fan
« Reply #37 on: May 24, 2016, 09:34:34 AM »
They never made me laugh but Mike and Bernie were two nice guys.  They struggled towards the end before they split up and actually did a gig in Cannon Hill Park with only me, Alan Titchmarsh and couple of bystanders for an audience.

Offline IQLowe 33

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Re: IQLowe: Adventures of a Villa fan
« Reply #38 on: May 24, 2016, 09:38:53 AM »
They never made me laugh but Mike and Bernie were two nice guys.  They struggled towards the end before they split up and actually did a gig in Cannon Hill Park with only me, Alan Titchmarsh and couple of bystanders for an audience.

Well there you go. I seem to have something in common with a pair of very famous celebrities; that is I never make you laugh either. perhaps there's a future for me in showbiz after all. Then again I'm not even a nice guy.

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Re: IQLowe: Adventures of a Villa fan
« Reply #39 on: May 24, 2016, 09:44:43 AM »
Oh and re the painting in the background it's my wife's and I don't think it my place to tell her what she should or should not like.

She doesn't think much of my comedy either and man she hates the Villa with a vengeance but strangely a couple of my Villa mates like it a lot.

Or so they tell me.

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Re: IQLowe: Adventures of a Villa fan
« Reply #40 on: May 24, 2016, 09:54:43 AM »
Yes we do have something in common.  My wife hates Small Heath Alliance with a vengeance.

Offline IQLowe 33

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Re: IQLowe: Adventures of a Villa fan
« Reply #41 on: May 24, 2016, 10:00:18 AM »
Yes we do have something in common.  My wife hates Small Heath Alliance with a vengeance.

I suppose it's just a question of Yin and Yang. if we all loved each other it would be a trifle boring.

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Re: IQLowe: Adventures of a Villa fan
« Reply #42 on: May 24, 2016, 10:14:38 AM »
Somehow this bloke has managed to combine being extremely strange with being extraordinarily boring. Quite a feat.

Offline IQLowe 33

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Re: IQLowe: Adventures of a Villa fan
« Reply #43 on: May 24, 2016, 10:17:55 AM »
Somehow this bloke has managed to combine being extremely strange with being extraordinarily boring. Quite a feat.

yes, isn't it. Thank you. You see the problem is about two weeks ago I woke up one morning feeling absolutely fearless. The result is that I now like what I do and I do what I like. It's exhilarating feeling and quite liberating to be sure.

PS I take it it's a "no" from the former comedian, then?
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Re: IQLowe: Adventures of a Villa fan
« Reply #44 on: May 24, 2016, 01:50:59 PM »
Somehow this bloke has managed to combine being extremely strange with being extraordinarily boring. Quite a feat.

'Extremely Strange' is being kind.