Arrow Time

[four fornicholl]

Back to the Bull pit.

Get the link Steve R ,but this is really difficult, its become a bit of a Russell Hobbsons choice to carry it on, new subject please?

[adrenachrome]

I thought this was going to be a thread about Flabby packing football in and taking up darts the fucking fat fucker.

[TonyD]

My neighbour has had a quote for a conservatory.

[cdward]

The brand of kettle puns on this thread leaves Swan wondering just what is going on.

I am fed up of the rubbish from Lescott, and I can't take any Morphy Richards...

[DeKuip]

My kettle keeps phoning up old BBC snooker programmes. At least it gives us something to talk about.

[German James]

My kettle keeps phoning up old BBC snooker programmes. At least it gives us something to talk about.

Ooh! That's very good!

[VancouverLion]

I went the hairdresser today for highlights. She showed me clips of previous haircuts, it was boring.

[Witton Warrior]

tick....     tock....              tick.....                                     tock.....

[kippaxvilla2]

I don't want to worry anyone but as I was driving to work passed Villa Park this morning there were literally hundreds of Newcastle fans camped outside the Holte End.

[brian green]

I think this is driving me mad.

That tick.......tock........tick.......tock....     gave me visions of High Noon.    Misspent youth bunking off school to go the pictures catching up with me.  Coming shortly....... Last Train To Yuma.

[kippaxvilla2]

The last man in support of Gary Cooper has just bottled it having realised there's only two of them to fight the evil Frank Miller - opting instead to declare his wife and family are more important.

[The Laughing Policeman]

This is a kettle.

[Chris Smith]

My neighbour has had a quote for a conservatory.

Now is the window of our discontent.

[in exile]

My neighbour has had a quote for a conservatory.

Sounds like a fair exchange.
If he's got a nice front door, I know some Shakespeare

[peter w]

A horse A horse
A Bay Window for a horse