Alternative Careers

[oldhill_avfc]

Given that most of the current squad clearly aren't well suited to a career in professional football - what alternative career might they consider?

Westwood - pizza restaurant sign holder (pointing to where the restaurant is while the world whizzes by around him)
Hutton - welder (out of work due to recession in shipyards)
Gabby - hospital porter (endlessly trying to chat up nurses while turning his trolley in dead end corridors)

etc

[mr underhill]

I can't be bothered  to try and pinpoint individual occupations - atm, they're all delusional, dysfunctional fuckwits and tools.

[markeeeebeeee2005]

Micah Richards - presenter on Loose Women.

[adrenachrome]

The entire squad - the Keystone Cops or the zombies from the Walking Dead.

Gabby looks like one of the guilty remnant from The Leftovers. The heavy set ginger one that waddles along with a fag in her mouth.

[pbavfckuwait]

Gabby , Chief Pie Taster for Balti Pies

[Steve67]

Nah, Gabby is the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Or the Michelin Man.

Westwood is a traffic cop. 

[AlexAlexCropley]

Gestede-Stand in for Big Bird off Sesame St

[Comrade Blitz]

Brad Guzan - giant dildo

[Chris Jameson]

Most of them should give being a footballer a go.

[lordmcgrath5]

Most of them should give being a footballer a go.

Very good.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

I think General Krulak could do any job except have a Jacket Spud concession.

After all, He soon fucks off when there's a hot potato around.

[ktvillan]

Gestede - Lamp Post.
Grealish - holiday rep / wine taster
Lescott - car salesman
Clark and Westwood - cage fighters

[croatian]

I think General Krulak could do any job except have a Jacket Spud concession.

After all, He soon fucks off when there's a hot potato around.

That would be a full-metal jacket spud concession.

[pbavfckuwait]

Westwood cage fighter, no he is the bloke who points the way to the cage

[CJ]

Westwood - bricklayer - likes to see things in straight lines sideways with excellent pointing