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Offline andyh

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Re: Paul Lambert gets a new job.
« Reply #645 on: March 13, 2018, 12:18:32 PM »
I'm surprised anyone can understand a word he says nowadays.
He just sounds like a permanently pissed Rab.C Nesbitt (who was permanently pissed)     

Offline Chris Jameson

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Re: Paul Lambert gets a new job.
« Reply #646 on: March 13, 2018, 12:45:04 PM »
When he was on 5 Live when between jobs I could barely make out a word he was mumbling.

Offline AsTallAsLions

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Re: Paul Lambert gets a new job.
« Reply #647 on: March 13, 2018, 12:46:47 PM »
I'm surprised anyone can understand a word he says nowadays.
He just sounds like a permanently pissed Rab.C Nesbitt (who was permanently pissed)     

Wal go gen

Offline Diablo

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Re: Paul Lambert gets a new job.
« Reply #648 on: March 13, 2018, 01:10:32 PM »
I've nothing at all against his accent it's his (talking) bollocks I have a massive issue with.

Offline tomd2103

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Re: Paul Lambert gets a new job.
« Reply #649 on: March 13, 2018, 05:58:19 PM »
Sorry to dig this name up but I watched Stoke last night (not out of choice) and although they can be forgiven for playing against possibly the best side in Europe they were they're usual Lamberty negative garbage. 3 of the first 5 threads on the Stoke forum are about how shit Lambert is and they want rid. He hasn't even got started yet, they haven't seen anything, wait until he unleashes the Goalkick backpass on them.

Yep.  Every time he went over to Germany he seemed to come back with a new way of making us worse.  Utterly clueless and I'm still amazed Stoke went for him.

Offline mr underhill

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Re: Paul Lambert gets a new job.
« Reply #650 on: March 14, 2018, 07:44:24 AM »
so is he.

Offline Ad@m

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Re: Paul Lambert gets a new job.
« Reply #651 on: March 17, 2018, 09:56:08 AM »
Stoke have done a motivational Facebook video to try to get themselves out of trouble. The main narrative/mumbling comes from Lambert.

I've literally never heard anything less inspiring.  Enjoy!

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10157157272644638&id=28928779637

Offline KevinGage

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Re: Paul Lambert gets a new job.
« Reply #652 on: March 17, 2018, 11:30:32 AM »
The serial bullshitter will probably end up at Schalke next, in a career that continues at odds with his actual ability.

He must have some agent.

Offline SoccerHQ

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Re: Paul Lambert gets a new job.
« Reply #653 on: March 17, 2018, 11:36:13 AM »
The serial bullshitter will probably end up at Schalke next, in a career that continues at odds with his actual ability.

He must have some agent.

Or Dortmund considering the managers they've appointed this season!

Offline Diablo

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Re: Paul Lambert gets a new job.
« Reply #654 on: March 17, 2018, 12:22:41 PM »
Stoke have done a motivational Facebook video to try to get themselves out of trouble. The main narrative/mumbling comes from Lambert.

I've literally never heard anything less inspiring.  Enjoy!

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10157157272644638&id=28928779637
Hahaha! Not sure where they are getting their inspiration from? Loud! Proud! Passionate! Bear Pit!

I've not looked at their remaining fixtures but I reckon they're doomed following this. There's no way the footie gods will stand for this.

Offline Ad@m

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Re: Paul Lambert gets a new job.
« Reply #655 on: March 17, 2018, 02:33:42 PM »
Their fixtures are dreadful. Out of their final 8 games they've got Arsenal and Liverpool away and Spurs at home.

They're goners.

Offline Nelly

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Re: Paul Lambert gets a new job.
« Reply #656 on: March 17, 2018, 02:36:46 PM »
That video is brilliant. The ultra-dramatic, rousing music juxtaposed by Mumbles mumbling.

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Re: Paul Lambert gets a new job.
« Reply #657 on: March 17, 2018, 02:40:15 PM »
Stoke have done a motivational Facebook video to try to get themselves out of trouble. The main narrative/mumbling comes from Lambert.

I've literally never heard anything less inspiring.  Enjoy!

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10157157272644638&id=28928779637
Hahaha! Not sure where they are getting their inspiration from? Loud! Proud! Passionate! Bear Pit!

I've not looked at their remaining fixtures but I reckon they're doomed following this. There's no way the footie gods will stand for this.

Even in a world full of utter corporate bollocks that's outstanding as an utter load of bollocks.

Offline ChicagoLion

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Re: Paul Lambert gets a new job.
« Reply #658 on: March 17, 2018, 03:58:59 PM »
Truly shocking, I really hope they go down.

Offline dave.woodhall

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Re: Paul Lambert gets a new job.
« Reply #659 on: March 19, 2018, 10:11:36 PM »
I was at Sheila Spiers funeral today (see my Wolves report) and talk turned to Paul Lambert. Several Liverpool-supporting faces turned puce and the most Scouse voice ever said "Dat bastard. E played f'Celtic an dey knocked us out of the Yooayfa. When e was at Villa we were the only team youse ever beat. An then e went to Wolves. WOLVES!!!!! Dey were bottom of division two an dey knocked us out the cup."

I had to admit, e ad a point.

 


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