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Author Topic: Captions for Micah  (Read 3780 times)

Offline luke:lamf

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2016, 12:55:19 AM »
Remi: "Micah, see that stick ? Stand there, don't move. That is your place"
Micah: "But boss, the ball is 40 yards away, please let me charge out to get it"
Remi: "No, stay there."
Micah (panting like a Labrador): "Please boss, please let me get it, please, there's no danger, I promise..."
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Offline Rudy Can't Fail

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2016, 02:38:46 AM »
"I told Remi I don't want to be a right back. He told me I could be a sweeper. Now remind me again where I need to stick this broom?"
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Online CT Villan

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2016, 04:45:54 AM »
"Absent-minded lollipop man Meekah Richards forgets the top of his lollipop, but still manages to perfect his Idrissa Gana impression."

Snap up match tickets
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Offline Mister E

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2016, 07:08:05 AM »
"Maybe stroking my admittedly large pole before a game is not good for my energy levels or concentration, but - man! - does it feel good!"
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Offline Mister E

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2016, 07:10:01 AM »
"My Granddaddy showed me how to use a blow pipe and I'm going to use it to sedate Jamie Vardy this evening".
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Offline Morleys left boot

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2016, 07:11:34 AM »
"Me and  my friend  Gestede "
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Offline Bad English

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2016, 07:57:46 AM »
"I know I deserve this stick but we're trying".
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Offline brian green

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2016, 08:09:56 AM »
Whaddya mean my Mensa subscription is overdue?
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Offline rob_bridge

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2016, 08:42:37 AM »
I'm a complete wanker snake leech but I don't care fans on my 50k a week. Shove this up your arse you fucking dicks.
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Offline oswald funkletrumpet

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #24 on: January 16, 2016, 09:06:53 AM »
Quote from: Steve R on January 15, 2016, 09:35:40 PM
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I maybe a shit centre half and pants as a captain, but I am a bloody good sweeper

beat me to it
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Offline Rudy Can't Fail

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #25 on: January 16, 2016, 09:20:40 AM »
Quote from: Steve R on January 15, 2016, 09:35:40 PM
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I maybe a shit centre half and pants as a captain, but I am a bloody good sweeper

Bugger. Beat me too, Steve.
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Offline Nunkin1965

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2016, 09:38:12 AM »
Garde " Micah. When I said "relay" I meant pass on the message to the players."

Richards "Oh"
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