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Author Topic: Captions for Micah  (Read 3784 times)

Offline eamonn

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Captions for Micah
« on: January 15, 2016, 08:39:05 PM »

It is a great photo:



"Har-har, well played guys. When you fans said you were going to make this protest dirty, you weren't kidding."

Something about Rémi giving him the carot and stick approach could also be shoehorned ?

Offline supertom

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2016, 08:41:57 PM »
Dion Dublin returned to the club this week to have a go on Bacunas training pitchside sunlounger and Richards was tasked with giving him an extra special welcome.

Offline Ajdainty89

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2016, 08:42:19 PM »
"If I stick this post here infront of the goal, maybe they wont notice I'm up the other end of the pitch"

Offline oswald funkletrumpet

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2016, 08:44:58 PM »
im a shit centre half and pants as a captain

can i have my winnings paid by postal order

Offline Goldie.7

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2016, 09:08:49 PM »
Dat ass though.

Offline Steve R

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2016, 09:35:40 PM »
alternatively ...

I maybe a shit centre half and pants as a captain, but I am a bloody good sweeper

Offline class-of-82

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2016, 09:40:17 PM »
Yes I have finally got rid of guzans gum

Offline Chris Stares

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2016, 09:45:15 PM »
"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'!"

Offline LTA

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2016, 09:55:15 PM »
Glad Tim left his spoon to stir shit with.

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2016, 10:19:06 PM »
This is what Remi said he was going to insert into body cavities if we didn't start pulling our weight.

Offline ASHTONVILLA

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2016, 10:30:40 PM »
Eeeyoore

Offline auntiesledd

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2016, 10:53:43 PM »

It's good to see you've cleaned that pole & can see the funny side of things now - as it was a whole different story half an hour ago when the medical team were removing it from your sphincter.

Offline supertom

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2016, 10:56:18 PM »
Richards set new records for being out of position in Villas latest game by going on a mountain trek during the 3-0 defeat to Leicester. Micah disappeared on 30 minutes at 2-0 down, only to reappear in the 90th minute and score what he thought was a late consolation before Mark Bunn pointed out he'd just scored an own goal. Richards commented, "I saw this goalkeeper with a full head of hair and assumed it was Leicester's keeper. I rifled a bullet header into the top corner but then Kasper Schwarzer tells me he's actually some guy called Mark and I'd gone and scored an own goal. To be fair Dunney taught me this trick way back in our City days."
 

Offline TheMalandro

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2016, 11:06:28 PM »
“Things alter for the worse spontaneously, if they be not altered for the better designedly”

Offline Nunkin1965

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Re: Captions for Micah
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2016, 11:13:26 PM »
"Granddaddy used to handle snakes in church.
 Granny drank strychnine.
I guess you could say I had a leg up, genetically speaking."

 


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