I was in a pub in Yorkshire, when some bloke was giving it all about the Villa. I knew he was a gobby, I support, Chelsea,Manure, city, Arsenal or possibly Leicester (next season) fan. He knew I am a villa fan, but kept on going on and on. I knew he was trying to wind me up. Then came the killer blow, not from me, but from an old chap nearby.
Gobby chap said
"this is the worst team since the war, no before the war. "
Old chap said
" are you sure, where Villa are concerned, pre war means Rouke's drift and post war means the charge of the light brigade"
Gobby chap didn't have an answer.
Old chap was a Huddersfield supporter, he didn't have to pay for any more beer that night.