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Online Dave

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Re: People Who Should Immediately Lose Their Jobs
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2015, 06:09:31 PM »
2. Henrik Almstadt.
No idea who he is or what the fcuk he adds to the side.  But it is clear if he is an analyst who is employed to spot players, then by any measure he is doing a terrible job.  Games in the Premier League are not the same as playing FIFA15.


He job is nothing to do with any of that.

You could have just as easily stopped after the first five words.

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Re: People Who Should Immediately Lose Their Jobs
« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2015, 06:16:58 PM »
Kay Burley

Yes this !! As if the poor folk up North don't have enough problems at the moment, now she turns up.

Sadness in her eyes.

You'll know when we've been relegated as she'll turn up at Villa Park interviewing passers by .

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Re: People Who Should Immediately Lose Their Jobs
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2015, 06:21:56 PM »
The 40-year old German joins the Club from Arsenal where he spent the last four years in the football department working with the chief executive and manager in the areas of technical scouting, data analytics, financial budgeting and contract management, the academy and athletic development.

The above is his job description.  Financial budgeting and contract management I think I get.  What about technical scouting and data analytics?




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Re: People Who Should Immediately Lose Their Jobs
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2015, 06:29:20 PM »
The bloke at our local takeaway.
They forgot to send the papadoms.

So annoying when that happens.
My brother told me once, with great sadness that one of his local curry houses forgot to send his rice. He was gutted and I've never let him forget it either. They were late too and he couldn't be bothered to wait for them to take another hour and deliver his rice, so he had to run to his nearest tesco for some microwave rice. I think that probably ranked as his "fuck my life" moment of 2014.

Anytime he gets a takeaway now I ask him if he got his rice.

We have now become like a takeaway that sends out mediocre food with half the fucking dishes missing. We reluctantly eat it and hope that next time they get it right again because we once had a great Jalfrezi there that we long to try again.
Ultimately we're left with stomach pains every week and pebble dash the toilet in a shitstink of sadness the following morning. Brown arse tears of disappointment.

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Re: People Who Should Immediately Lose Their Jobs
« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2015, 07:01:38 PM »
Nicky Morgan.

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Re: People Who Should Immediately Lose Their Jobs
« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2015, 07:14:13 PM »
Most of the staff in my local McColls, especially the fat, sweaty rude bloke.

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Re: People Who Should Immediately Lose Their Jobs
« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2015, 07:27:22 PM »
The Queen, Prince Charles etc al

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Re: People Who Should Immediately Lose Their Jobs
« Reply #22 on: December 28, 2015, 07:28:37 PM »
The Queen, Prince Charles etc al

They have jobs?

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Re: People Who Should Immediately Lose Their Jobs
« Reply #23 on: December 28, 2015, 07:31:08 PM »
Is Nicky Keys still there

Offline brian green

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Re: People Who Should Immediately Lose Their Jobs
« Reply #24 on: December 28, 2015, 07:39:52 PM »
Father Christmas. Fat lazy bastard.

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Re: People Who Should Immediately Lose Their Jobs
« Reply #25 on: December 28, 2015, 07:41:45 PM »
The bloke on the door of the Holte Pub who let me in for a piss after I flashed my France Lions card on Saturday should stay too.

Offline villabear

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Re: People Who Should Immediately Lose Their Jobs
« Reply #26 on: December 28, 2015, 07:43:09 PM »
The bloke interviewing Andy Carroll and asking him about his new my little pony hairstyle.

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Re: People Who Should Immediately Lose Their Jobs
« Reply #27 on: December 28, 2015, 08:03:44 PM »
The Queen, Prince Charles etc al

They have jobs?
Well they get money from somebody else as a quid pro quo for turning up occasionally at a specified time and place. If they find it too onerous I'm happy to swap.

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Re: People Who Should Immediately Lose Their Jobs
« Reply #28 on: December 28, 2015, 08:09:34 PM »
The Queen, Prince Charles etc al

They have jobs?
Well they get money from somebody else as a quid pro quo for turning up occasionally at a specified time and place. If they find it too onerous I'm happy to swap.

Turning up and getting paid for doing nothing....sounds familiar.

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Re: People Who Should Immediately Lose Their Jobs
« Reply #29 on: December 28, 2015, 08:10:21 PM »
The Queen, Prince Charles etc al

They have jobs?

OK then, lose their benefits

 


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