I'd take a half soaked, injured and couldn't be arsed Gabby every day over Scott Sinclair.At least we know only one has at least a minuscule of talent and makes Gabby look like Einstein.
Quote from: PaulTheVillan on December 18, 2015, 10:03:05 PMQuote from: adrenachrome on December 18, 2015, 09:50:29 PMDue to body mass expansion of alarming proportions, we can forget about his pace. However, there is much to be said for his sumo wrestling skills in the box, particularly from dead balls, which are part and parcel of the BPL. This should not be overlooked, and is not trivial. Apart from taking a defender out by blocking them off with his prodigious girth, with a moderate run he could form a mini solar eclipse and leave a couple of them in the dark, functioning like a not so small moon.And again, although the tippy tappy tenedency are in denial on this physical aspect of our game, I would not fancy the chances of a defender who is stupid enough to let slack jawed fellow get them in an an arm lock, because they will be needing treatment for dislocation or damaged tendons. Gabby has more yellow cards than goals in the last 5 seasons. His only weapon is his back side, which he spends pushing into defenders. Then standing there with his mouth open (as always) when a foul is awarded against him. Thick fucker has robbed a living. At least it's kept him out of prison.You clearly don't like him very much. But prison? What do you know about him that would give you that impression?
Quote from: adrenachrome on December 18, 2015, 09:50:29 PMDue to body mass expansion of alarming proportions, we can forget about his pace. However, there is much to be said for his sumo wrestling skills in the box, particularly from dead balls, which are part and parcel of the BPL. This should not be overlooked, and is not trivial. Apart from taking a defender out by blocking them off with his prodigious girth, with a moderate run he could form a mini solar eclipse and leave a couple of them in the dark, functioning like a not so small moon.And again, although the tippy tappy tenedency are in denial on this physical aspect of our game, I would not fancy the chances of a defender who is stupid enough to let slack jawed fellow get them in an an arm lock, because they will be needing treatment for dislocation or damaged tendons. Gabby has more yellow cards than goals in the last 5 seasons. His only weapon is his back side, which he spends pushing into defenders. Then standing there with his mouth open (as always) when a foul is awarded against him. Thick fucker has robbed a living. At least it's kept him out of prison.
Due to body mass expansion of alarming proportions, we can forget about his pace. However, there is much to be said for his sumo wrestling skills in the box, particularly from dead balls, which are part and parcel of the BPL. This should not be overlooked, and is not trivial. Apart from taking a defender out by blocking them off with his prodigious girth, with a moderate run he could form a mini solar eclipse and leave a couple of them in the dark, functioning like a not so small moon.And again, although the tippy tappy tenedency are in denial on this physical aspect of our game, I would not fancy the chances of a defender who is stupid enough to let slack jawed fellow get them in an an arm lock, because they will be needing treatment for dislocation or damaged tendons.
I can't take anyone called Bogdan seriously. I keep seeing Walter White's car wash owner in my head.Spoiler for "Breaking Bad Wipe down this scene":
Fuck everything and its eyebrows! You are right. Soz! Muli-tab H&V browsing and posting fail.Pooldan was as full of shit as Bogdan, so draw there.
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