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Author Topic: Security Statement  (Read 13777 times)

Offline BC54 VFC

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Re: Security Statement
« Reply #90 on: November 27, 2015, 10:34:01 PM »
I know you're well aware that the comma key is 10th from the left on the second row up, but can I please respectfully let you know that the apostrophe key is on the next row up, and 12th from the left (including the Caps Lock key). Yes that's it, the one that's looking very clean on your keyboard. ;)

Offline adrenachrome

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Re: Security Statement
« Reply #91 on: November 28, 2015, 04:28:59 AM »
Say,,,,,,,What,,,,,,Now,,,,,,
?????
!!!!!!

Offline mjlions

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Re: Security Statement
« Reply #92 on: November 28, 2015, 09:45:29 PM »
With all the extra security how did they manage not only to get a flare in the ground but then manage to throw it on the pitch?

Online London Villan

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Re: Security Statement
« Reply #93 on: November 28, 2015, 10:46:50 PM »
As long as you had stuff in a villa plastic bag they didn't seach you. Either do the searches or dont...

Offline DeKuip

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Re: Security Statement
« Reply #94 on: November 28, 2015, 11:21:57 PM »
Didn't search me at all - just gave me that look of "go on we can see you're no terrorist, no need to open your jacket we know what the bulge round your middle is".
I'm sure getting fans in early resulted in more fizzy pop and chips being sold though.

Offline dcdavecollett

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Re: Security Statement
« Reply #95 on: November 29, 2015, 09:02:22 PM »
Great!

A boost to the Jan transfer budget!!

Offline conman

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Re: Security Statement
« Reply #96 on: November 29, 2015, 09:44:08 PM »
only security i came across yesterday was asked to open my jacket
no search or body patting or anything
although i was asked if i had anything in my pocket ,,, i said no but i lied ,,,, i had my wallet in there ,some loose change ,, and my phone and my front door key
i could have had a hand grenade in my pocket  ,,,,,, or a kalashnikov rifle in my underpants

Offline Richard E

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Re: Security Statement
« Reply #97 on: November 29, 2015, 09:45:53 PM »
a kalashnikov rifle in my underpants

Or were you just pleased to see her?

Offline conman

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Re: Security Statement
« Reply #98 on: November 29, 2015, 09:48:48 PM »
a kalashnikov rifle in my underpants

Or were you just pleased to see her?
it was hard not to be

Offline TheMalandro

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Re: Security Statement
« Reply #99 on: November 29, 2015, 10:07:54 PM »

although i was asked if i had anything in my pocket ,,, i said no but i lied ,,,, i had eight commas ,some loose change ,, and my phone and my front door key
i could have had apostrophes,,,, or a kalashnikov rifle in my underpants

Offline Ad@m

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Re: Security Statement
« Reply #100 on: November 29, 2015, 10:30:29 PM »
only security i came across yesterday was asked to open my jacket
no search or body patting or anything

Yep, we're royally fucked when ISIS suicide bombers discover jumpers!

 


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