Allow me to re-tell my one and only story about Jonah Lomu. At the time of the 1995 Rugby World Cup, I was doing business with a guy who was best friends with and been best man for Ben Clarke, the England number 8 for that competition. When I asked him how Ben Clarke had described trying to tackle Jonah Lomu, he replied that it was "Like someone closing the curtains and switching the lights off simultaneously". Also, for those who remember, Tony Underwood was the England winger that had the dubious pleasure of playing opposite Jonah in the game v the All Blacks and got well and truly mullered in the process. Well fast forward to about 3 years ago and Rory Underwood, Tony's brother, was guest speaker at our rugby club men's dinner and after a suitable amount of alcohol I asked him whether he would agree that his brother was never the same player again - He was not amused and as they say 'made his excuses' and left me. No idea why to this day !