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Author Topic: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls  (Read 5606 times)

Offline Comrade Blitz

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Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
« on: October 04, 2015, 05:01:06 AM »
In order for the Mods to strengthen the firewall and login application process, please add your preferred "Are you a real Villa supporter?" security question.

i.e. Is marrying your sister OK?
 

Offline Yossarian

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Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2015, 08:59:45 AM »
Asking them, "Do you care about the Villa more than any other club?" wouldn't work.

Offline Risso

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Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2015, 09:18:58 AM »
What is 6+6?  You may use your fingers to help you.

Offline cdbullyweefan

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Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2015, 04:33:11 PM »
Ask them for directions to Sherlock Street.

Offline LukeJames

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Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2015, 06:19:18 PM »
Power shift, fact or fiction?

Offline Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air

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Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2015, 06:39:29 PM »
Who was Freddie Goodwin and his mob selling for a bob ?
What two items do you tip toe through the Tilton with ?
What distance do you have to walk to rub Francis's face in the sh*t ?
What did you say to your old man when he said be a...

Offline eric woolban woolban

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Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2015, 09:00:36 PM »
How many games did your hall of famer Christophe Dugarry play?

Offline conman

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Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2015, 10:28:00 PM »
Who was Freddie Goodwin and his mob selling for a bob ?
What two items do you tip toe through the Tilton with ?
What distance do you have to walk to rub Francis's face in the sh*t ?
What did you say to your old man when he said be a...

and
what was the sexual preference of willie willie bell and his
what did freddie goodwin have in his farm

Offline adrenachrome

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Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2015, 12:59:32 AM »
What are you advised to do with Trevor Hockey and Fred Pickering, and why?

Offline conman

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Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2015, 01:06:28 AM »
what is the next line to this

and in the final minute ,,,,,,the referee blew up

and if your nose was running
where would you wipe that snot
« Last Edit: October 05, 2015, 01:08:36 AM by conman »

Offline dave shelley

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Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2015, 09:04:06 AM »
What did Freddie Goodwin have a lovely bunch of?

Offline class-of-82

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Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2015, 10:34:36 AM »
Name the last blues fan that actually owned you

Offline HertsVilla

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Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2015, 10:58:21 AM »
Do you live in Northfield?

Name your favourite shopping centre? (If they answer Touchwood it constitutes an immediate rejection)


Offline dave.woodhall

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Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2015, 11:05:50 AM »
Name the last blues fan that actually owned you

We could say the same...

Online Dave Cooper please

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Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2015, 01:33:05 PM »

Name your favourite shopping centre? (If they answer Touchwood it constitutes an immediate rejection)


Any man who names their favourite shopping centre should be immediately banned.