Give the TeamTalk

[Richard E]

"Lads, I have used up 44 years of my 3 score and 10 without seeing us win this sodding thing. Please, please make this the year. Cheers, love Rich."

[Villan For Life]

"I've got a cunning plan. Score more goals than that lot in the other dressing room".

[el león Benidorm]

For the game against Manure...

Put that ugly twat Rooney out of the game in the first five minutes. Put the wingers in the stands at every opportunity. Play the ball early and positively. Mark tightly and play the space.

The the semi if it's the Bin Dippers

Put that ugly twat Gerrard out of the game in the first five minutes. Put the wingers in the stands at every opportunity. Play the ball early and positively. Mark tightly and play the space.

That goes for most of my Sunday League team talks. It worked for the majority of them

[class-of-82]

Right lads listen up
If any of you have Dreams hopes and ambition to play for a big club then let me tell you your already playing for one.
if any of you need a reminder of what success can mean to this club then cast your mind back to the quarter final,the banner says "Holte end the 12th Man" yet that night it was villa park the 12th man. And that was just the quater final can you imagine whT thie place would be like if we won the bloody thing.
Do you really want to go back to those childrens wards, childrens hospices and your acorns charity work empty handed or do you want to go walk back into those places taking the f.a. Cup with you and see those smiling faces only you lot can make that happen.

Christian - on your day there is no better centre forward in this country just make sure this is your day.
Gabby - I don't need to tell you what this means to this club and supporters because you are one of them,all I ask is that you give me your finest 90 minutes in a villa shirt that's all nothing more
Fabian - you are now a established england international go out and make sure everyone in every country around the world wiill talk about you after the game
Ciaran- you came into this team as a boy you will walk out there as a man you deserve your place in this team on merit not because of injuries or suspension do ya self proud.

Every single on of you make sure you walk off that pitch knowing you have given everything you have got because those villa fans out there will give everything they have got to roar you on.
Now get out there do the club the supporters and ya self proud

[Louzie0]

See the Cup
Feel the Cup
Want the Cup
Be the Cup
Wear the Cup!  (After winning it)

After Michael Caine in Miss Congeniality...

[Hillbilly]

For the love of god! Won't someone think of the win ratio??

[edgysatsuma89]

I am one of many of a generation of fans who have seen us win nothing.

Change it.

But I'm still holding out for 4th place.

[dave.woodhall]

Get into 'em.
Fuck 'em off.

[peter w]

They put halal meat in the stands but they still didn't come
They quoted the exact capacity of Villa park but they still didn't come
They made the locals the cornerstone of the club but they still didn't come
So, its down to you. Win this thing and they will come
They'll come again and again and again.

[tony scott]

If we can't beat this lot you'll have to train in the afternoons

[curiousorange]

Liverpool/Blackburn? I've shit 'em.

[Villa in Denmark]

You lot owe those supporters shit loads, today you start paying back that debt.

Now get out there and tear those scouse wankers a new one.