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Offline Legion

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Give the TeamTalk
« on: March 31, 2015, 11:44:36 AM »
#TeamTalk

"Don't f*ck it up."

Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Give the TeamTalk
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2015, 11:57:37 AM »
"Please don't make it as monumentally depressing as the last time we played in the semi final"

Offline not3bad

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Re: Give the TeamTalk
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2015, 03:10:01 PM »
Make the ball do the work, use the spare man, make the sun shine in the 6 yard box.

Offline Des Little

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Re: Give the TeamTalk
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2015, 03:32:17 PM »
Win.  Just f*cking win.

Offline peter w

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Re: Give the TeamTalk
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2015, 04:35:59 PM »
Brad Guzan, roll the ball to Delphy, Delphy Delphy on the ball and then Scotty Sinclair, Scotty Scotty down the wing like a torpedo, cross the ball in the aiiiiir to Christian benteko

Is how I think he'll go in.

Offline Jimbo

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Re: Give the TeamTalk
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2015, 04:36:31 PM »
Fuck the fuckers.

Offline OCD

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Re: Give the TeamTalk
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2015, 04:37:14 PM »
"We go again"

Offline TonyDaleysHair

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Re: Give the TeamTalk
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2015, 10:22:37 AM »
"My train backs at 7pm.....do them in 90 please"!

Offline Smirker

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Re: Give the TeamTalk
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2015, 07:30:05 PM »
Fuck the fuckers.

Liking this. Makes me laugh every time it's posted.

Offline ciggiesnbeer

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Re: Give the TeamTalk
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2015, 11:22:04 PM »
Tight at the back, knock it long to the big man, get it in the mixah, can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket, only takes a second, xbox generation, fergie time, fuck the theatre of dreams, how far we have fallen, they don't like it up em!




Offline TaxDodger

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Re: Give the TeamTalk
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2015, 06:49:37 AM »
'We're not at home to Mr Cock Up.'

Offline robbo1874

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Re: Give the TeamTalk
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2015, 09:37:53 AM »
Tight at the back, knock it long to the big man, get it in the mixah, can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket, only takes a second, xbox generation, fergie time, fuck the theatre of dreams, how far we have fallen, they don't like it up em!




i actually heard big ron say that on tv once : if you don't buy a ticket, you won't win the raffle! I think it was during the 94 World Cup. Had never heard it before and thought it was a hilariously lame comment

Offline not3bad

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Re: Give the TeamTalk
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2015, 10:22:57 AM »
You've got to hold or give, but do it at the right time...

Offline Tony Erdington

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Re: Give the TeamTalk
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2015, 12:16:18 PM »
walk into the changing room with the ball,

place ball in middle of changing room,

then state,

"its a ball study it"

and walk out.

i think somebody of note actually did that.

Offline LeeB

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Re: Give the TeamTalk
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2015, 04:11:00 PM »
"Come on lads, these are fuck all"

It's my stock pre-match team talk opening.

 


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