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Offline PaulWinch again

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Re: Protect the Club at all costs
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2015, 12:52:53 PM »
We form a hard band of 'Ultras' that demand lower ticket prices.
Whistle when the opposition have the ball.
Destroy (or deface) the players cars after a home defeat.
Throw our programmes at the bench to express our disatisfaction at a poor performance.
Regularly surround the entrance at Bodymoor heath.
Use social media to threaten / take the mick out of the players after a poor performance - keep them on their toes.

Basically to let them "know" we wont take any shite.

This is a joke I assume?

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Protect the Club at all costs
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2015, 12:54:15 PM »
I'm going to mutter under my breath when we concede. That'll teach 'em! Forza Villa!

I tutted when Benteke got sent off against Spurs, and nearly swore at the home game against Arsenal when we let in three in four minutes.

I was part of the fans forum about match day catering.

I think you will find I've done my bit

So have I. I reckon the reason we have no money is the amount of food I ate that night!

Offline mrastonvilla

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Re: Protect the Club at all costs
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2015, 12:57:35 PM »
I'm going to mutter under my breath when we concede. That'll teach 'em! Forza Villa!

I tutted when Benteke got sent off against Spurs, and nearly swore at the home game against Arsenal when we let in three in four minutes.

I was part of the fans forum about match day catering.

I think you will find I've done my bit

So have I. I reckon the reason we have no money is the amount of food I ate that night!

Yeah, I made the most of the food + free drink as well. It our fault isn't it!

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Protect the Club at all costs
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2015, 12:58:31 PM »
Those steak baguette things were awesome.

Offline Tom_Mc9?

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Re: Protect the Club at all costs
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2015, 12:59:32 PM »
When we deface the players cars, are we going down the 'Cock Piss Partridge' route or something more poetic? I'm going to start working on my similes, metaphors and personification to express my dismay Shakespeare style.

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Re: Protect the Club at all costs
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2015, 01:08:30 PM »
We form a hard band of 'Ultras' that demand lower ticket prices.
Whistle when the opposition have the ball.
Destroy (or deface) the players cars after a home defeat.
Throw our programmes at the bench to express our disatisfaction at a poor performance.
Regularly surround the entrance at Bodymoor heath.
Use social media to threaten / take the mick out of the players after a poor performance - keep them on their toes.

Basically to let them "know" we wont take any shite.

Seriously?

Offline AlexAlexCropley

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Re: Protect the Club at all costs
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2015, 01:09:17 PM »


Could hire the Barras Bravas



Offline Chris Jameson

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Re: Protect the Club at all costs
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2015, 01:11:01 PM »
We form a hard band of 'Ultras' that demand lower ticket prices.
Whistle when the opposition have the ball.
Destroy (or deface) the players cars after a home defeat.
Throw our programmes at the bench to express our disatisfaction at a poor performance.
Regularly surround the entrance at Bodymoor heath.
Use social media to threaten / take the mick out of the players after a poor performance - keep them on their toes.

Basically to let them "know" we wont take any shite.

I'm going to just point and laugh at Agbonlahor's pathetic facial hair, he'll wish he'd never heard the words 'bum fluff' by the time I'm finished with him. I might shout things like 'that's a shit car you've got there, is it your mum's?' at some of them as well.

Offline rob_bridge

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Re: Protect the Club at all costs
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2015, 01:12:05 PM »
We form a hard band of 'Ultras' that demand lower ticket prices.
Whistle when the opposition have the ball.
Destroy (or deface) the players cars after a home defeat.
Throw our programmes at the bench to express our disatisfaction at a poor performance.
Regularly surround the entrance at Bodymoor heath.
Use social media to threaten / take the mick out of the players after a poor performance - keep them on their toes.

Basically to let them "know" we wont take any shite.

We would look (mainly) like a bunch of middle aged saddos suffering a mid life crisis of fairly epic proportions.

I've 'seen' the Ultras at Athletico Madrid. No Ta. 

Online joe_c

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Re: Protect the Club at all costs
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2015, 01:13:47 PM »
I'm going to mutter under my breath when we concede. That'll teach 'em! Forza Villa!

I tutted when Benteke got sent off against Spurs, and nearly swore at the home game against Arsenal when we let in three in four minutes.

I was part of the fans forum about match day catering.

I think you will find I've done my bit

So have I. I reckon the reason we have no money is the amount of food I ate that night!

Yeah, I made the most of the food + free drink as well. It our fault isn't it!

YOU'RE KILLING THIS ONCE GREAT CLUB!

Offline tomd2103

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Re: Protect the Club at all costs
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2015, 01:26:44 PM »
We form a hard band of 'Ultras' that demand lower ticket prices.
Whistle when the opposition have the ball.
Destroy (or deface) the players cars after a home defeat.
Throw our programmes at the bench to express our disatisfaction at a poor performance.
Regularly surround the entrance at Bodymoor heath.
Use social media to threaten / take the mick out of the players after a poor performance - keep them on their toes.

Basically to let them "know" we wont take any shite.

This is a joke I assume?

Either that or someone got The Sopranos boxset for Christmas. 

Offline The Laughing Policeman

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Re: Protect the Club at all costs
« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2015, 01:33:06 PM »
If we lose on Sunday, at the final whistle I'll tut very loudly stare knowingly at the dugout whilst shaking my head in despair.
If we all do this it would send a message that we're upset and the club wouldn't be able to ignore the barrage of tutting coming from the stands.

Offline Small Rodent

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Re: Protect the Club at all costs
« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2015, 01:35:00 PM »
We form a hard band of 'Ultras' that demand lower ticket prices.
Whistle when the opposition have the ball.
Destroy (or deface) the players cars after a home defeat.
Throw our programmes at the bench to express our disatisfaction at a poor performance.
Regularly surround the entrance at Bodymoor heath.
Use social media to threaten / take the mick out of the players after a poor performance - keep them on their toes.

Basically to let them "know" we wont take any shite.

The way forward in warfare is tanks.

Especially for destroying the players cars.

Online Chris Smith

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Re: Protect the Club at all costs
« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2015, 01:41:50 PM »
Kidnap their children.
Bomb their houses.
Shit on their heads.
Start supporting Small Heath.

Offline bob

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Re: Protect the Club at all costs
« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2015, 01:42:29 PM »
Destroy their cars.

Destroy them.

Or write on them with a pen or whatever.

 


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