Beat Man U. Whether this season or in the first half of next.
Beat somebody decent in the FA Cup. We've only knocked out two teams that have gone on to finish in the top nine in the league in my lifetime (once in the twenty-six years I've been attending games) which is utterly pathetic.
Win the Cup! Well, I can dream.
Sack the manager and appoint somebody to make the game sit up and take notice of us again.
Make a signing that gets people really excited about Villa.
Finish comfortably clear of relegation.
Blood a few youngsters. In particular Grealish.
Introduce tougher penalties for glory-hunting Man U fans in our stand such as death by firing squad and post-natal abortion for day-tripping Brummie Red offspring.