Chairman's Corner

[Legion]

On similar lines to the thread started by McRusson. If you had the opportunity to ask just one question to our owner, what would it be?

[PeterWithesShin]

Accrington Stanley, who are they?

[hilts_coolerking]

What the fuck's going on?

[silhillvilla]

How is the mid life crisis going ?

[PeterWithesShin]

Have you ever had to watch out because there's a Humphrey about?

[PeterWithesShin]

What does pi equal? And the answer isn't Darren Bent.

[paulcomben]

What the fuck's going on?

That much is obvious. When the fuck will you be gone? More like, and: Can you please sell to someone superrich who gives a fuck?

[TopDeck113]

If inadvertently ruining one sports team you own could be described as careless; how would you describe ruining two?

[PeterWithesShin]

A serious one I would genuinely be interested to know the answer to.

Knowing what you now know, if you could travel back to the summer of 2006 would you still buy us?

[brian green]

Why don't you clear your diary and come and take a month's holiday in Birmingham England?   Find out what kind of people we are and what is special about us and the things we love?   Before you sell us, why can't you make the effort to find out for yourself, first hand, what you have been privileged to own and have now put up for grabs?   There are upwards of fifty thousand of us who would die for the honour of owning Aston Villa and you just did not get it.   Cut out the PR crap and find out for yourself what a monumental world wide passion football is and how our club was fundamental to the creation of the game.   We and other clubs like us are pieces of priceless modern social history.   Not franchises to be traded on a whim.   Put your pride in your pocket, stump up another couple of hundred million and let's go again.

[Jimbo]

What's the world record for stuffing marshmallows up one single nostril?

[Gareth]

We can see you look for a loyal yes-man when you appoint managers, does football come into the interview questioning?

[devilla]

Why don't you clear your diary and come and take a month's holiday in Birmingham England?   Find out what kind of people we are and what is special about us and the things we love?   Before you sell us, why can't you make the effort to find out for yourself, first hand, what you have been privileged to own and have now put up for grabs?   There are upwards of fifty thousand of us who would die for the honour of owning Aston Villa and you just did not get it.   Cut out the PR crap and find out for yourself what a monumental world wide passion football is and how our club was fundamental to the creation of the game.   We and other clubs like us are pieces of priceless modern social history.   Not franchises to be traded on a whim.   Put your pride in your pocket, stump up another couple of hundred million and let's go again.

Sums it up perfectly for me.

[go on the dog]

Aston Villa, remember them Randy

[Villa in Denmark]

Do you know these facts about league football?

1.  It is possible to be relegated for being shit.
2.  It is allowed to sack a manager during the season.