West Ham v Aston Villa Pre-Match Thread

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I have never done one of these before, but after my first hair cut since the morning we lost to Arsenal almost re-set the balance, only to be cruelly snatched by refereeing incompetence, I think doing one of these threads will be enough to appease the footballing gods.

Nailed on, put you house on it, Ads' guaranteed Villa win. We will also score more than one goal, fancy that? We get a result here when we need it and I think we need one now.

Allardyce to moan like billio about how they did this and that in his post-match interview.

[not3bad]

We need a poll don't we?

[Deano's Mullet]

West Ham to win fairly comfortably. We are too defensive and not very good at that, we concede far too much possession to teams and we create barely anything going forward, especially as Benteke is going to be suspended. I think anyone else would get better out of this squad of players and use them better but we are talking about Paul Lambert. It hurts like hell but I see only more misery here. 0-2 defeat.

[Chico Hamilton III]

We'll score and throw it away, much to the delight of the fat Essex wannabe cockneys who like to stand in the corner and stare at away fans.

Wasn't it this time last year we played them? when Villa fans didn't hear the minute's silence and got panned by the media? 

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2nd November in a thrilling 0-0. 

[Chico Hamilton III]

2nd November in a thrilling 0-0. 

That's the one.

[Clampy]

We'll score and throw it away, much to the delight of the fat Essex wannabe cockneys who like to stand in the corner and stare at away fans.

I was there a couple of season's ago when Gabby got the winner with an header and there was one very fat cockney with sunglasses who didn't seem to be watching the game because everytime we glanced over, he was staring at he away end. It was bizzare.

[Deano's Mullet]

We haven't won there since 2011, Gabby scored both I do believe - or did Bent score as well? I know Gabby's was a 90th minute winner. Lambert's first match in that disgusting green away kit was a 0-1 at Upton Park, Nolan for them.

[The Left Side]

I went for Aston Villa, still with all the crap going on they are my two favourite words!

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You need to watch you're self Clampy, those seven or eight fat bastards on the Chicken Run are pwopa nawty geezers.

[Deano's Mullet]

"We started the game really well but we just never really created as much as we wanted to.

I couldn't fault the effort. We will pick ourselves up and go again. There is a long way to go and we'll see what happens.

I have great belief in [the players]. They will do fine. If we can stick together and the fans stick with us we'll be OK."

Paul Lambert in 2014? Nope, these are his comments from his very first match. He's pretty much said the same thing ever since.

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In fairness, we've only played them twice since the Houllier game, lost one and drawn one.

[Des Little]

Us to win 3-0, me to scoop the lotto jackpot and then celebrate a fine day by having a night in with Andrea Corr and Cheryl Cole.

[Dr Butler]

this is a game I suffer from more than most, as some of my neighbours are season ticket holders and when we have beaten them they are nowhere to be seen but you can bet your last half a fucking sixpence they will want to "chat" about the game for weeks.

...oh and that fat looking chicken impersonating freak Nolan always scores against us...oh and the obligatory, "wee whun da wurld cap" bollox they nicked from a TV actor who played Alf Garnett, a Spurs fan I believe....

I could go on

we are not very good, they are.....heart says 4 nil Villa win - head says 3 nil loss

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The Doc

[andyh]

Us to win 3-0, me to scoop the lotto jackpot and then celebrate a fine day by having a night in with Andrea Corr and Cheryl Cole.

2 out of 3 are quite possible.
Villa to win 3-0 away though, you must be quite mental !!