Villa Virus

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It seemed obvious to us in the upper Holte gang that there was a problem. We are if anything, very high energy and second half we looked absolutely knackered.

Out of interest, what is your excuse for your dreadful period as manager of this once great club?

Dodgy arse? Sore throat? Manflu?

OR JUST OUT OF YOUR DEPTH?

I was juggling between Jennifer Lawrence and Mila Kunis at the time.

[PeterWithesShin]

To help out while we have this virus going on we should offer Heskey a short term contract

Spoiler for Hiden:

as he can in fact hit a cow's arse with a banjo.

[Chinchilla Bathhouse]

You go again. And then again. And again, by the sounds of it.

Very good.  Applause.

[UK Redsox]

I thought that is a great move by Lambert to keep all the healthy players away from those who were sick and lethargic buy sending the latter group out to play Arsenal.

[Dave Cooper please]

I was juggling between Jennifer Lawrence and Mila Kunis at the time.

You had Mila and Jennifer with you and you were juggling?

Weirdo.

[OCD]

The germs entered Roy Keane's body but his anti-bodies let out an angry snarl and scared them off.

[PeterWithesShin]

I was juggling between Jennifer Lawrence and Mila Kunis at the time.

You had Mila and Jennifer with you and you were juggling?

Weirdo.

Well he was juggling with his balls.

[adrenachrome]

[berober04]

I thought that is a great move by Lambert to keep all the healthy players away from those who were sick and lethargic buy sending the latter group out to play Arsenal.

It's pure gamesmanship, pass the virus onto our European rivals ahead of their next two games against Spurs and Chelsea 

[Mortimer's Bear]

It really was a strange game of football yesterday, whether this virus was the main reason or not let's hope it clears very quickly. We need a reaction against Chelsea.

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I was juggling between Jennifer Lawrence and Mila Kunis at the time.

You had Mila and Jennifer with you and you were juggling?

Weirdo.

Very imaginative use of the juggling ball has our Jen.

[Dave Cooper please]

I was juggling between Jennifer Lawrence and Mila Kunis at the time.

You had Mila and Jennifer with you and you were juggling?

Weirdo.

Very imaginative use of the juggling ball has our Jen.

Well I've seen the trick with the ping pong ball but not that.

[godzvilla]

This is not the first  time Arse have been involved , albeit obliquely in Food Poisoning affecting the outcome of a Football Match .  Prior to their game vs the Hammers 10 Tottenham First Teamers went down with a Food Bug .
The Arse connection comes in because , had Spurs won at Upton Park there was nothing Arsenal could have done  to prevent them clinching fourth place.
Conspiracy theorists...over to you ! .----------Godzvilla!
See : Police called in as Spurs hopes dashed after food poisoning
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2006/may/08/newsstory.sport2

[FrankyH]

This is not the first  time Arse have been involved , albeit obliquely in Food Poisoning affecting the outcome of a Football Match .  Prior to their game vs the Hammers 10 Tottenham First Teamers went down with a Food Bug .
The Arse connection comes in because , had Spurs won at Upton Park there was nothing Arsenal could have done  to prevent them clinching fourth place.
Conspiracy theorists...over to you ! .----------Godzvilla!
See : Police called in as Spurs hopes dashed after food poisoning
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2006/may/08/newsstory.sport2

I remember that , one of the red tops had a picture of Arsene Wenger in a chefs hat.

[AGRIPPA]

I'd rather this virus came at a time that we have games that we would in reality struggle to win.......  Rather now than a 6 pointer against the Baggies later on....

You seriously think the stripey filth are going to be battling with us for a Europa League place ?

no... I was thinking more of champions league...😉