Robert Hopkins
So Bob my old royster doyster, when the Birmingham Mail wheel you out for derby predictions and you always come out with the line "Most people don't remember that when I left school I played for Villa until I got a proper job" do you not think that if, as opposed to being below the car park attendants in the pecking order for a first team place for the reigning European Champions you were actually a first team regular that we don't all know that wild horses wouldn't have dragged to to Small Heath?
How proud are you of being the only player/fan of a top flight football club to score the own goal that means your beloved club get beat at home in the FA cup to a non league side? Did you celebrate by doing that silly handstand you used to like doing? Do you think it was the best goal ever scored past David Seaman, beating Gazza, Nayim and Ronaldino. Because us Villa fans would vote for yours every time son.
When you celebrated the honour of being a non used sub in the Leyland Daft Cup final of '91 by throwing your tracky top into the crowd and then made an appeal in The Evening Mail for the fifty quid back that you forgot was in the pocket, did you not think that was a bit petty?