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Offline aj2k77

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Re: Aston Villa Sack Manager Ads
« Reply #615 on: April 29, 2014, 07:20:19 AM »
Anyone heard the rumours that if we get bought out in the summer the billionaire owners are looking at re-installing Ads as the manager? Just read it on TBAR.

Offline Eckybloke

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Re: Aston Villa Sack Manager Ads
« Reply #616 on: April 29, 2014, 07:38:44 AM »
wearing only y-fronts in front of a packed Wembley, the press have already dubbed him 'the prat with a gnat'

My ITK sources at the Sun have already got the front page title written for when it doesn't work out..."Gone-Ads".

The press are so harsh.

Offline Ads

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Re: Aston Villa Sack Manager Ads
« Reply #617 on: April 29, 2014, 08:37:14 AM »
I am giving away 10 signed copies of my revealing autobiography, "Veni Vidi Vici", at the Trafford Centre Waterstones this afternoon. Darren is already camped outside, so there are 9 more up for grabs.

The Daily Star described it as "explosive". Its 149 pages, 156 of which are pictures of me in my underwear.

Offline brian green

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Re: Aston Villa Sack Manager Ads
« Reply #618 on: April 29, 2014, 09:12:43 AM »
"Veni, Vidi, Vici"   What the critics say.

"Who wrote this crap?" Times Literary Supplement.

"Khaki singlet and shorts?   Yuk, darling"  Cosmopolitan.

"Stop the author's benefits"  The Spectator.

"The End is truly nigh"   The Watchtower.

"It will be a miracle if it sells a single copy"  Christian Science Monitor.

"A lead balloon" Plumbing and Plumbers Weekly.

"Certain fish and chip wrapping"  The Angling Times.

"Perfect for that wobbly table leg"   DIY Today.

"I liked it"   Mental Health For All.

"Heat Wave to wipe out everybody in the world" Daily Express.


Offline not3bad

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Re: Aston Villa Sack Manager Ads
« Reply #619 on: April 29, 2014, 10:02:07 AM »
"Perhaps attains a verisimilitude of authenticity, like a latter day Caligula in search of his metaphorical Waterloo"
Villadroid

"Good book I liked it"
Darren Wooley

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Re: Aston Villa Sack Manager Ads
« Reply #620 on: April 29, 2014, 10:04:15 AM »
Has he gone yet?

Offline Des Little

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Re: Aston Villa Sack Manager Ads
« Reply #621 on: April 29, 2014, 10:14:56 AM »
I've just seen it in The Works for 67p, next to Bernie Clifton's Autobiography.  I bought Bernie's.

Offline N'Rexy

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Re: Aston Villa Sack Manager Ads
« Reply #622 on: April 29, 2014, 12:53:02 PM »
Glenn Peen is at Bodymoor now being interviewed for the DoF role. I gather that his management style has been likened to a cross between Carry On and Brideshead.  He wants the Arch Bish in as his head coach but that may end in tears. He can be authoritarian and I dont know how it will pan out if he bashes the bishop regularly...

 


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