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Author Topic: The All-New Patronise The Plucky Little Neighbours Thread.  (Read 310111 times)

Offline Damo70

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Re: The All-New Patronise The Plucky Little Neighbours Thread.
« Reply #2640 on: June 19, 2019, 11:36:43 AM »
Beautiful. Albion in the shit as well. Karma is a lovely thing.

No problems. They can jump on the bandwagon and merge with Small Heath and Coventry. Then Wolves can join them when it goes tits up for them too. We would only have one derby.

Aston Villa v 'West Midlands Also Rans'.

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Offline cheltenhamlion

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Re: The All-New Patronise The Plucky Little Neighbours Thread.
« Reply #2642 on: June 19, 2019, 11:45:03 PM »
Stop sniggering at the back.

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Re: The All-New Patronise The Plucky Little Neighbours Thread.
« Reply #2643 on: June 20, 2019, 09:11:19 AM »
Beautiful. Albion in the shit as well. Karma is a lovely thing.

No problems. They can jump on the bandwagon and merge with Small Heath and Coventry. Then Wolves can join them when it goes tits up for them too. We would only have one derby.

Aston Villa v 'West Midlands Also Rans'.

They'd call themselves SOTV FC.

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Re: The All-New Patronise The Plucky Little Neighbours Thread.
« Reply #2644 on: June 20, 2019, 09:26:00 AM »
Ren will in time become their legend as soon as he appears in public with SOTV tattooed on his forehead.

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Offline Damo70

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Re: The All-New Patronise The Plucky Little Neighbours Thread.
« Reply #2646 on: July 11, 2019, 02:46:07 PM »

Offline cheltenhamlion

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Re: The All-New Patronise The Plucky Little Neighbours Thread.
« Reply #2647 on: July 11, 2019, 05:31:22 PM »
The wheels are coming off quite delightfully down there.

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Re: The All-New Patronise The Plucky Little Neighbours Thread.
« Reply #2648 on: July 11, 2019, 08:32:21 PM »
That’s 2 or 3 academy prospects that they have lost to big clubs - sub plot to that is that they obviously get the best local talent in their academy and we have nicked the academy head so hopefully that comes our way going forward

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Re: The All-New Patronise The Plucky Little Neighbours Thread.
« Reply #2649 on: July 11, 2019, 11:56:18 PM »
He’s a Villa fan as well, hope he does well there then takes the step up to us.

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Re: The All-New Patronise The Plucky Little Neighbours Thread.
« Reply #2650 on: July 25, 2019, 05:37:10 PM »
You would take our manager if he was available, said the stripy twat the works for me today. Such is the attention I have been paying to them that he burst when I stood there looking agog at him before asking who their manager now was. Back to meaning nothing Stripy I am afraid. We have much bigger fish to fry.

Offline Damo70

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Re: The All-New Patronise The Plucky Little Neighbours Thread.
« Reply #2651 on: July 25, 2019, 08:55:12 PM »
You would take our manager if he was available, said the stripy twat the works for me today. Such is the attention I have been paying to them that he burst when I stood there looking agog at him before asking who their manager now was. Back to meaning nothing Stripy I am afraid. We have much bigger fish to fry.


Ask him why would we take a manager who has already been sacked by a lesser club who play in claret and blue?

Offline Rory Christopher

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Re: The All-New Patronise The Plucky Little Neighbours Thread.
« Reply #2652 on: July 26, 2019, 02:54:03 AM »
They have a manager?!

Offline Damo70

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Re: The All-New Patronise The Plucky Little Neighbours Thread.
« Reply #2653 on: July 26, 2019, 11:55:14 AM »
They have a manager?!


They had loads of applications for the job. It is a very prestigious post to hold. They are the pride of the Midlands.

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Re: The All-New Patronise The Plucky Little Neighbours Thread.
« Reply #2654 on: July 26, 2019, 02:22:21 PM »
Even the bloke at Lincoln told them to sod off.