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Author Topic: Pain of Manchester United Fans  (Read 135617 times)

Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Pain of Manchester United Fans
« Reply #30 on: September 05, 2013, 04:26:59 PM »
@paul_ftm "What is the Mandarin word for c**t,  you c**t?"

"PAUL"

I am genuinely in tears of laughter at that.

Sometimes the funniest things are the most simple, puerile ones.

Offline Concrete John

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Re: Pain of Manchester United Fans
« Reply #31 on: September 05, 2013, 04:37:19 PM »
"I really want to meet you and kill you"

"You have no chance against Beijing Casuals. We skilled in many weapons"

@paul_ftm "What is the Mandarin word for c**t,  you c**t?"

"PAUL"

I have no idea who this guy is, but he's my new hero.

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Re: Pain of Manchester United Fans
« Reply #32 on: September 05, 2013, 04:39:07 PM »
"I really want to meet you and kill you"

"You have no chance against Beijing Casuals. We skilled in many weapons"

@paul_ftm "What is the Mandarin word for c**t,  you c**t?"

"PAUL"

I have no idea who this guy is, but he's my new hero.

Mine too! Fantastic!

Offline Ian J

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Re: Pain of Manchester United Fans
« Reply #33 on: September 05, 2013, 08:53:18 PM »
"I really want to meet you and kill you"

"You have no chance against Beijing Casuals. We skilled in many weapons"

@paul_ftm "What is the Mandarin word for c**t,  you c**t?"

"PAUL"

I have no idea who this guy is, but he's my new hero.

Mine too! Fantastic!
This is great, I don't really do Twitter but having an account is well worth it just to see this guy in action. It's amazing how many don't get he is taking the piss. Love it.

Offline Bren'd

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Re: Pain of Manchester United Fans
« Reply #34 on: September 06, 2013, 10:09:16 AM »
@paul_ftm "What is the Mandarin word for c**t,  you c**t?"

"PAUL"

I am genuinely in tears of laughter at that.

Sometimes the funniest things are the most simple, puerile ones.

It's a brilliant retort, very funny.


Offline Damo70

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Re: Pain of Manchester United Fans
« Reply #35 on: September 06, 2013, 03:22:04 PM »
This twitter parody account is brilliant.

https://twitter.com/Moyes_Must_Go

Basically, a parody of a chinese Man United fan.

Just like USASoccerguy, part of the amusement is seeing people not realise it's a parody.

He is on form again today.

"You must kill yourself now."

"You on wrong site. You need ASK FM."

"Knob and Head springs to mind."

"You have very strange homosexual mind."

"Made new song for @RVP - score, score, wherever he may be, Beijng loves the RVP. He the greatest Dane in our history. We all love RVP."

"People say I not true fan as I have no Manchester connection. Incorrect. I sell many iphone cases to Manchester people on ebay."

"People say I glory boy but my relationship with MUFC is mutual. They win me many trophy and I spend lot of money on bedsheet and pyjama."

Offline LeeB

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Re: Pain of Manchester United Fans
« Reply #36 on: September 06, 2013, 03:33:59 PM »
"PERSON WHO NEVER CHANGE WHO THEY SUPPORT IN LIFE IS LIKE BOY WHO MARRY FIRST GIRL HE KISS IN PLAYGROUND

FUKING LOSER"

Offline dave.woodhall

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Re: Pain of Manchester United Fans
« Reply #37 on: September 06, 2013, 03:41:09 PM »
PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME RT @EricDjemba19

GREATEST #MUFC PLAYER IN HISTORY AND FAN STILL SING FOR YOU TODAY

DRINK TO ERIC THE KING ❤

Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Pain of Manchester United Fans
« Reply #38 on: September 06, 2013, 03:45:21 PM »
PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME RT @EricDjemba19

GREATEST #MUFC PLAYER IN HISTORY AND FAN STILL SING FOR YOU TODAY

DRINK TO ERIC THE KING ❤

Ha ha ha that is absolutely brilliant.

He's up there with USSoccerGuy and RAWK_Meltdown as the best twitter accounts.

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Re: Pain of Manchester United Fans
« Reply #39 on: September 06, 2013, 03:46:33 PM »
That account is superb.

Offline LeeB

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Re: Pain of Manchester United Fans
« Reply #40 on: September 06, 2013, 03:47:20 PM »
For the first time, I now want to join twitter.

Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Pain of Manchester United Fans
« Reply #41 on: September 06, 2013, 03:47:27 PM »
I love the way he makes comments about the appearance of the people who post him bile. Like this one (the bloke's twitter profile pic shows him pouting)

Beijing Red 4 Lyf ‏@Moyes_Must_Go 2m
“@jakemarsh93: @Moyes_Must_Go Absolute jizz stain you,proper weasel, I dont even support United and I fuckin hate you”

GOOD POUT FISH FACE

Offline Chris Jameson

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Re: Pain of Manchester United Fans
« Reply #42 on: September 06, 2013, 03:49:15 PM »
It did occur to me that USSoccerGuy and Beijing Red could be the same person. USSoccerGuy & the CricketGuy have been fairly quiet recently whilst Beijing Red has been quite prolific.

Happy he's donated a memory for the Replay football site.

Offline Chris Jameson

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Re: Pain of Manchester United Fans
« Reply #43 on: September 06, 2013, 03:50:31 PM »
I love the way he makes comments about the appearance of the people who post him bile. Like this one (the bloke's twitter profile pic shows him pouting)


The guy who got angry at the comment made about his two year old son was a high point for me.

Offline LeeB

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Re: Pain of Manchester United Fans
« Reply #44 on: September 06, 2013, 03:53:24 PM »
I love the way he makes comments about the appearance of the people who post him bile. Like this one (the bloke's twitter profile pic shows him pouting)


The guy who got angry at the comment made about his two year old son was a high point for me.

GOOD WORK ON THERE CHRIS, YOU HAVE NICE FACE LIKE BEAR GRYLLS