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eamonn
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Captions #2,345
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An oldie, but full of opportunities:
Heskey's attempts to secure the ring were foiled by a hovering Smeagol.
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Virgil Caine
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If you pull the first finger my tongue sticks out, and if you pull the second finger I break wind.
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Chris_Jephcott
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Pull my finger...
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Heskey practices the Cossack (Kozachok) dance on hearing a bid has been accepted from Rubin Kazan
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Darren Huckerby's cheeky marriage proposal is violently rebuffed by Emile.
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X rated Sooty invades pitch, and is attacked by Kung Fu Panda.
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Ireland is a bell
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Heskey spots a barn door, ironically he's left his banjo at home.
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The lesser spotted Stephen Ireland in its very rare Aston villa playing coat has been reportly spotted - worth 50pts in any I - spy book of what a waste it talent / money footballer
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Emile Heskey supports the Kick It Out campaign
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Push pineapple shake the tree, aggadoo....
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Stephen Ireland looks at the action and says "That will be £65,000 please. See you next week."
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"Stephen, one more snigger, I will shove the barn door, banjo and match ball up your arse."
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Wheres Wally?
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Heskey does Dynamo impression.
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