Dear Sir,
I would like to strongly protest that I failed to obtain a copy of H&V today due to Trinity Road Sellers abandoning their posts before I got there. All I saw was a lonely brown empty cardboard box left by Trinity gates pointing to a hasty retreat by it's keeper. I tried to find a seller post match at the Witton Lane entrance to North Stand but this time the rugged stout gentleman had also disappeared. No doubt preferring the sanctuary of a local hostelry rather than provide the necessary endeavour required to stand in the rain providing H&V's for the needy fans. Totally unacceptable.
Disappointed from Witton End Upper.