It's that time of year again!

[not3bad]

We're carbon neutral, that's all you need to concern yourself with.

These Carbon Neutral digs are getting a bit tiresome. The point has been made.

What was the point again?

[Fergal]

£35 million loss I reckon, Lerners a c***.

Less of it, if you don't mind.

Yea, stop beating about the bush, get off the fence and tell us what you really think...

[eastie]

So will the accounts be released today or are we looking at tomorrow now?

[Damo70]

We're carbon neutral, that's all you need to concern yourself with.

These Carbon Neutral digs are getting a bit tiresome. The point has been made.

What was the point again?

Carbon Neutral would be a great idea for a band name. On the subject of accounts, Small Heath's will be known in March. Definately this time. Even more definately than the last time they would definately be revealed. And definately more definately than the definate time before that.

[Risso]

Looks like they're late then...unless Companies House just haven't updated their Webcheck service.

[Ad@m]

Which of these am I meant to be looking at ?

ASTON VILLA LIMITED
00046572   UK00003632   VILLA PARK,BIRMINGHAM,,   B6 6HE   

ASTON VILLA FC LIMITED
02502822   UK02164619   VILLA PARK,TRINITY ROAD,BIRMINGHAM,   B6 6HE   

ASTON VILLA FOOTBALL CLUB LIMITED
03375789   UK03033776   VILLA PARK TRINITY ROAD,ASTON,BIRMINGHAM,WEST MIDL   B6 6HE   

None of them.  Reform Acquisitions Limited is the one you're after - that's the ultimate holding company in the UK so gives you the full picture.

But, as Risso has said, they either haven't been filed or Companies House are still working through the backlog they're sitting in (amazing in this age that the majority of company's accounts are still hand delivered to Companies House!).

If it's the former, then may be the finances are worse than we thought!!!  If it's the latter, then it should be either tomorrow or Monday when we get to see them.

[Ad@m]

Happy new tax year, everyone!

*blows party hooter, gropes fat bird from HR, is sick in stationery cupboard*

*Accounting pedant alert*

Sorry Damon but the new tax year doesn't start until 6 April (unless you're a company, in which case it's 1 April - I've been in accountancy for 15 years and I still haven't found anyone who can tell me why these are different).

Hold the party for now.

[Risso]

Happy new tax year, everyone!

*blows party hooter, gropes fat bird from HR, is sick in stationery cupboard*

*Accounting pedant alert*

Sorry Damon but the new tax year doesn't start until 6 April (unless you're a company, in which case it's 1 April - I've been in accountancy for 15 years and I still haven't found anyone who can tell me why these are different).

The 5 April date for individuals came about due to the change to the Gregorian calendar in the UK in the 18th century.  UK Corporation Tax came into being because of the finance act that became law on 1 April 1965, so that's why the year end is different for companies.  So now you know.

[danlanza]

Happy new tax year, everyone!

*blows party hooter, gropes fat bird from HR, is sick in stationery cupboard*

*Accounting pedant alert*

Sorry Damon but the new tax year doesn't start until 6 April (unless you're a company, in which case it's 1 April - I've been in accountancy for 15 years and I still haven't found anyone who can tell me why these are different).

The 5 April date for individuals came about due to the change to the Gregorian calendar in the UK in the 18th century.  UK Corporation Tax came into being because of the finance act that became law on 1 April 1965, so that's why the year end is different for companies.  So now you know.

I can do a great Frank Spencer impression you know. Oooh Betty oooh. Oooh Betty ooh. I will get me coat. Our accountant has just taken delivery of most of our ''stuff''. Thank fuck for her cause i have not a clue- ish 

[petegoldring]

Happy new tax year, everyone!

*blows party hooter, gropes fat bird from HR, is sick in stationery cupboard*

*Accounting pedant alert*

Sorry Damon but the new tax year doesn't start until 6 April (unless you're a company, in which case it's 1 April - I've been in accountancy for 15 years and I still haven't found anyone who can tell me why these are different).

The 5 April date for individuals came about due to the change to the Gregorian calendar in the UK in the 18th century.  UK Corporation Tax came into being because of the finance act that became law on 1 April 1965, so that's why the year end is different for companies.  So now you know.

..crop rotation in the 14th century was considerably more widespread....

[danlanza]

Happy new tax year, everyone!

*blows party hooter, gropes fat bird from HR, is sick in stationery cupboard*

*Accounting pedant alert*

Sorry Damon but the new tax year doesn't start until 6 April (unless you're a company, in which case it's 1 April - I've been in accountancy for 15 years and I still haven't found anyone who can tell me why these are different).

The 5 April date for individuals came about due to the change to the Gregorian calendar in the UK in the 18th century.  UK Corporation Tax came into being because of the finance act that became law on 1 April 1965, so that's why the year end is different for companies.  So now you know.

..crop rotation in the 14th century was considerably more widespread....

Wasn't that when Accountants were called ''Highway men?'' Robbing bastards.

[pauliewalnuts]

Happy new tax year, everyone!

*blows party hooter, gropes fat bird from HR, is sick in stationery cupboard*

*Accounting pedant alert*

Sorry Damon but the new tax year doesn't start until 6 April (unless you're a company, in which case it's 1 April - I've been in accountancy for 15 years and I still haven't found anyone who can tell me why these are different).

The 5 April date for individuals came about due to the change to the Gregorian calendar in the UK in the 18th century.  UK Corporation Tax came into being because of the finance act that became law on 1 April 1965, so that's why the year end is different for companies.  So now you know.

..crop rotation in the 14th century was considerably more widespread....

Wasn't that when Accountants were called ''Highway men?'' Robbing bastards.

After John.

[bertlambshank]

Biggest bogey? Rick, Britian.

[petegoldring]

Biggest bogey? Rick, Britian.

Bottom Burp actually.

[Greg N'Ash]

Well that's disappointing. I come on here for some RED HOT AMORTIZATION  CHAT and the buggers haven't even got it up yet.  Booo!