Just when you think that things couldn't get any worse....

[The Man With A Stick]

Wishful thinking on the cockney urchins' part, I think.

If there is any truth in it, don't panic, I'll just hack into his Bluetooth headset when he's on the way up here and direct him off the nearest cliff.

[rob_bridge]

What a load of utter utter bollocks.

BFS using this a negotiating tool in contract with current / future employment.

The one time for BFS was a short term contract when the fucking obnoxious twunt Houllier and his Side Kick tried to be far too clever and dragged us into a relegation scrap after abjectly surrendering to That Lot in the League Cup not to mention the Liverpool Love In.

Thankfully the time passed and we would be no better off with him with this set of players. And if El Hadj Diouf turns up in a Villa (Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)

[atticus snood]

Not even worth the paper it's not written on. Mods please lock this thread.

[Irish villain]

I'm sorry everybody. This is the real reason I was in Brum on business last weekend

[damon loves JT]

You could make a better manager than Allardyce out of play-doh

[not3bad]

You could make a better manager than Allardyce out of play-doh

But would his tweets be as funny?

[Rip Van We Go Again]

What a load of shit..........

Having said that, we all thought that when the McLeish rumours were doing the rounds.

With Carbon Neutral pulling the strings, who knows?

[Dave Clark Five]

Apparently, Allardyce wants people running up and down with flags when we score. He did this at Bolton and Lerner is in favour of it. It looks like the darts music has been chosen. At least they are expecting to score goals.

[damon loves JT]

I'll say this for Allardyce, he has a touching faith in his own abilities. I still think he should be driving a high-end minicab.

[nodge]

I'm sorry everybody. This is the real reason I was in Brum on business last weekend

You'd need some playdoh to make that head! It's huge! Twice the size of Iv's head

[Rip Van We Go Again]

I'll say this for Allardyce, he has a touching faith in his own abilities. I still think he should be driving a high-end minicab.

I always see him as a gruff builder, oblivious to the everyday social niceties and only too willing to tell you how shoddy the previous work you had from somebody else was.

[myf]

utter cap

[N'ZMAV]

We thought McLeish would 'never happen'... I wouldn't bet against PF and Lrrner doing this. Pricks.

[danlanza]

Complete bollocks that ITK shite. If that fat twat comes anywhere near Villa Park then Lerner will have to pay fans to go to games.!

[N'ZMAV]

I'm sorry everybody. This is the real reason I was in Brum on business last weekend

You should be banned from here for that.