Apparently in the ninety eight pence shop over near the Swan they have:
Birmingham City FC - 100 Greatest Corner Kicks won
Man Utd - 1001 Greatest Refereeing Decsions
'How to run a football club into the ground' - R.L
'Out of your depth, giving the illusion you know what you're doing' - P.F
'Football, Formation and Tactics for DUMMIES' - P.L