Best: Guzan is a decent shout, but almost any keeper of teams in the bottom 4-5 looks decent, due to the sheer volume of shots at goal, he's bound to save a few here and there. Benteke, Weimann or Clarke for me.
Worst:
KEA..Has he contributed anything this season?
Albrighton is a turd and is more suited to a job in a supermarket
Lichaj is genuinely the worst footballer I've ever seen.
Delph..Jesus fucking Christ, how much did we pay for this dickhead?
Bannan has potential, and has his moments, if only he'd play the sensible ten yard pass instead of constantly twatting it 40 yards out for a throw in. He's no Iniesta, but seems convinced he is.
Gabby: He seems a bit of a Hendrie. We'll be saying this guy has 'potential' until he's 32. The guy has been shit for about 3 years. I don't give a toss if he's a Villa fan. So am I, and I don't get a game. He doesn't belong in this league.