Clueless fans

[eastie]

It's Utd fans like him which kind of makes me hope that Man City win the title in the last seconds again.

Yes clampy I must admit seeing utd miss out on the title in the last seconds of the season was very funny - they are not even the best team in Manchester anymore!

[richard moore]

I don't struggle to find briefs at all, Marks and Spencer do quite a decent range. Much prefer them to boxers and trunks.

Anyway, enjoy our site. Be warned though as people on here actually know of football's existence before 1992, that's something you won't be used to in the little world you inhabit

You do sound rather brain dead I have to say which wouldn't be a surprise if you came from Manchester...

[richard moore]

Oh, and can we keep him Dave if he returns please, he probably collects Yanited stickers for his album and I want to see if I can swap Rooney for Van Persie. I don't know any of their other players...

[Percy McCarthy]

It won't piss them off for long, they'll all be supporting them soon.

Maybe they could just decide each summer which one to go with based on who they think has the better chance the following season.

The southern/Midlands ones could also have Chelsea as an option.

[Brend'Watkins]

ahh, the smell of glory hunter in the morning.  I wonder if he's ever been to the theatre of wankers.

[dave.woodhall]

Oh, and can we keep him Dave if he returns please, he probably collects Yanited stickers for his album and I want to see if I can swap Rooney for Van Persie. I don't know any of their other players...

You can keep him provided you all play nicely and don't mercilessly tease him about his poor educational and debating skills.

[richard moore]

It won't piss them off for long, they'll all be supporting them soon.

Maybe they could just decide each summer which one to go with based on who they think has the better chance the following season.

The southern/Midlands ones could also have Chelsea as an option.

The southern ones converted to Chelsea some time ago. All around here, Christmas present lists requesting the latest Man Ure strip were ripped up in favour of having Fat Fwank on your back. Previously, the Man Ure ones had, of course, replaced the bindippers. Before that, people followed their local club...the history of football support in three sentences or so, not bad eh!

[Mazrim]

Being filed under cluless by some imbecile, Disney F.C "supporting", pants-shitting, illiterate eejit is my worst nightmare.

[richard moore]

Oh, and can we keep him Dave if he returns please, he probably collects Yanited stickers for his album and I want to see if I can swap Rooney for Van Persie. I don't know any of their other players...

You can keep him provided you all play nicely and don't mercilessly tease him about his poor educational and debating skills.

Thanks Dad!

[Pete3206]

None of you have a fuckin' clue about United's away support and what it consists of!

Having seen your fans goading and in one instance spitting at Villa supporters from the safety of the coach park fence, I have a pretty good idea.

Do you really think it's that's simple or easy for any so called United fan to get a brief for an away game such that it will be full of local town Reds?

English please

[Percy McCarthy]

Go back far enough and you'll find everybody admired the Villa.

Of course, it helped that we were actually admirable, unlike the collections of mercenary tossers who draw widespread 'support' these days.

[Yossarian]

Can someone with more than half a brain cell interpret what he was saying? I really want to put him down put I have no idea what he is going on about. What is a "brief" in this context and what is a "part time twat"?

[dave.woodhall]

I understand that a brief is something a lawyer obtains in order to defend a client and a part time twat is similar to a Timelord, although probably on some sort of jobshare scheme.   

[Ads]

I am sure you would find it easier toget tickets for Man City's away games. They're the new big club and Sky love them, so you'll never miss any of their games.

On your annual visit for a Kodak moment just remember to head right and up the A57, sign-posted Ashton. Lots of parking in Beswick too.

[eastie]

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