I heard on the radio at the weekend that Umbro have withdrawn from a £4million a year sponsorship deal with John Terry.
This has got thinking about who we could have sponsoring our players.
I'll start the ball rolling with three of the more obvious ones and then it's up to our more creative members to come up with the rest.
Richard Dunne Pukka Pies.
Brett Holman Duracell. He just never seems to run out of energy.
Ron Vlaar Blue Circle Cement.