Emile Heskey signs for Newcastle

[N'ZMAV]

http://www.birminghammail.net/birmingham-sport/aston-villa-fc/aston-villa-news/2012/09/18/aston-villa-emile-heskey-signs-for-newcastle-97319-31859985/

Former Aston Villa striker Emile Heskey is set to join Australian side Newcastle Jets.

The free agent has been subject to a number of speculated moves to English sides over the summer but now seems set for a long-distance move to Oz.

[serbentoflight]

Good luck Emile, I hope you enjoy your semi-retirement.

[Mazrim]

He's only gone to get his ball back after his last shot.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

Emile Heskey's wife is very excited by the news. She's always wanted to go to Vienna.

[Le Lapin]

Good luck Emile, I hope you enjoy your semi-retirement.

I thought he was already in semi retirement, went on it in Jan 2009.

[not3bad]

Good luck Emile.  Everything is upside down in Australia so watch your balance.

[N'ZMAV]

Bye Emile. I hope you don't miss the flight.

[Hookeysmith]

He's only gone to get his ball back after his last shot.

quality

[Salsa Party Animal]

I think Newcastle United fans are shitting themselves about the news and was relieved it is not them

[mrfuse]

I think Newcastle United fans are shitting themselves about the news and was relieved it is not them

Thats what i was thinking, I nearly did a double take when I saw that headline

[Tom_Mc9?]

I'll always look back fondly at his shot against Manchester United which didn't quite hit the corner flag.

[Chipsticks]

Thank god, I was worried he wasn't going to be on Fifa 13!

[The Left Side]

Meh!

[Louzie0]

Devasta'ed. 

[JUAN PABLO]

Cant believe Liverpool have not gone in for him.