Chants for the new boys - El Ahmadi

[DerHammer]

To the tune of Chim Chim Cher-ee

El Ahmadi El Ahmadi El Ahmadiee score one for Villa and score one for me

As Louis Walsh would say "Oi Loiked it"

[Rodders]

Kaaareeem El Ahmaaaaadiii !  Rock the Villa - Rock the Villa :- coda

I'm with sonlyme with this.

A spendid post, btw, especially in the iambic tetrameter bits. And, like, dat Shakeaspear geeza's snide Burberry piece is will sick innit.

[DR PETERS]

One of the best songs we have had was the Dwight Yorke song why not re-arrange it for Gabby
(for the younger ones, its to the tune of New York New York)

Start spreading the news
He's playing today
I want to see him score again
AGBONLAHOR

If he can score from there
He'll score from anywhere
Its up to you
AGBONLAHOR

lalalalalalala

[Tuscans]

to the tune of Man.Citys Mancini....

Paul Lambert, OH OH Eh OH
Paul Lambert, OH OH Eh OH
He came fron East Anglia
To manage the Villa

[tom jennings III]

Vlaar Vlaar where ever you may be,

You where the clogs in your home country,

And we love you here at AVFC,

And we know your gonna lead us, to many victories ......

The first two lines are great, I don't think the second two really work though? Also wear is spelt "wear" not "where".

So I'm thinking:
Vlaar Vlaar, wherever you may be,
You wear clogs in your home country,
And you'll lead us all, wherever we may be,
Captain of AVFC

Appreciate this could be better, not exactly razor sharp wit on a Monday morning.

[Dave Cooper please]

So I'm thinking:
Vlaar Vlaar, wherever you may be,
You wear clogs in your home country,
Actuall you probably don't
Because that would be very silly,
You probably wear a nice pair of brogues or something.

I'll work on the scanning later.

[tom jennings III]

2-tone brogues are in!

[bruisedshins]

Vlaar, Vlaar wherever you may be
You smoke weed in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be scouse
Smoking crack round Gerrard's house

[adrenachrome]

Here's one for the Numanoids:

Here at Villa
We've got concrete Ron Vlaar
You can give it your best
But you'll never get past
Ron Vlaar

[JJ-AV]

Saw this on Twitter:

What is love?
Karim El Ahmadi
El Ahmadi
Woaho.

[Meanwood Villa]

Here's one for the Numanoids:

Here at Villa
We've got concrete Ron Vlaar
You can give it your best
But you'll never get past
Ron Vlaar

I like this. Sadly something this original is unlikely to get picked up en masse

[sonlyme]

Here's one for the Numanoids:

Here at Villa
We've got concrete Ron Vlaar
You can give it your best
But you'll never get past
Ron Vlaar

Ooh - now this could have legs.

May I suggest...

We are Villa...
We got concrete Ron Vlaar ...
He's as big as a car ...
He's a euro porn star ...
Ron Vlaar....

Followed by some rhythmic chanting and general pumping motions before singing it again.  Mmm?  Gotta be better than the wanky 'Poznan'.