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Author Topic: Caption Competition  (Read 5068 times)

Offline Legion

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Caption Competition
« on: August 26, 2012, 09:19:33 PM »
No prize as I cannot afford them any more:

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Offline PaulMcGrathsNo5Shirt

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2012, 09:22:18 PM »
PL - "Right you bunch of fuckwits, you see that net over there, between those white posts, you have to try and kick the ball between the two of them but underneath the one that runs across the top."
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Offline luke25

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2012, 09:22:44 PM »
You see that there? Thats former H&V user redman, he talks shit!
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Offline Legion

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2012, 09:23:50 PM »
From Martyn Smith on FB:

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'I think I'm going to pick this guy. He moves better than any of you lot...'
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Offline Stu

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2012, 09:24:50 PM »
"Meet our new signing, boys."

Sort of like the inanimate carbon rod from a classic Simpsons episode.
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Offline German James

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2012, 09:27:07 PM »
We've got ten more of these. Pull your collective fingers out or they'll be starting against the barcodes on Saturday.
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Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2012, 09:27:51 PM »
Heskey makes surprise appearance at Bodymoor Heath.
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Offline Toronto Villa

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2012, 09:41:17 PM »
"we're going to play a little game boys. Imagine that is an opposition goalkeeper. I want you to shoot the ball past him"

Ciaran Clark - thought bubble above his head - shoot? The previous manager never used that word. What does it mean?
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Offline Mortimer's Bear

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2012, 09:51:12 PM »
"That guys got no fucking arms and he's still better than Shay Given"!
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Offline Irish villain

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2012, 10:07:49 PM »
'Last season, your forward line looked like this'
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Offline Chipsticks

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2012, 10:14:04 PM »
"Say hello to your new signing lads, unfortunately he's the best we can afford at the moment. Cheers Randy."
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Offline bertlambshank

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2012, 10:16:52 PM »
I've got a gun and I am not afraid to use it.
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Offline levico

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2012, 10:27:45 PM »
Now go and say sorry to Mrs Beckham
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Offline Dave Cooper please

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2012, 11:47:52 PM »
Sorry Ciaran, you lost the biscuit game, go eat the biscuit son.
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Offline Steve R

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2012, 01:19:26 AM »
'That stupid Ciaran Clark mask is fooling no-one, Hutton. For the last time, get over there with the reserves'
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