Heskey signs for Lincoln...

[eric woolban woolban]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-19179085


I'll get my coat

[hawkeye]

Ho Ho

[dave shelley]

hehaw hehaw he heskey

[danlanza]

Are you serious or is this a 2 bottle of red wine wind up ?

[cdbearsfan]

Did you read the link? He's clearly not being serious.

I don't often use extreme criticism but I would go so far as to say that the original poster is a bounder, a cad and a rotten egg.

[The Left Side]

Very good

[Leighton]

Bollocks, I was just about to update my Facebook status with something along the lines of "Emile Heskey signs for Lincoln City, a football club in a county renowed for being flat. No doubt though that he'll still somehow lose his balance and fall arse over tit"

I'll get Eric's coat once he has finished with it...

[OCD]

Destined for Sunderland - especially if the Fletcher deal doesn't come off.

[darren woolley]

Made me laugh.

[lordmcgrath5]

Marvellous!

"The largest breed of donkey in the world"

[Lambert and Payne]

Brilliant! Bring back the coat and give it to Leighton

[Hookeysmith]

Has the useless lump of turd actually signed for anyone yet
I bet half the football leagues fans are shitting themselves at this moment

Sunderland and Hull the most

[Phil from the upper holte]

We need a big man but I'd rather take the donkey

[Hookeysmith]

When i heard that we had gone back to Guzan and offered him a contract

I must admit my heart stopped for a while. there cannot be any club that would see it as a step forward taqking him on - not even the dog shitters would see it that way

[Damo70]

Everybody seems to forget that after his stints as the greatest striker and then the greatest wide player this country has ever produced, McLeish tipped him to finish his playing days as a Beckenbauer style quality sweeper.