Concrete Ron deal done

[Damo70]

Concrete Ron sounds like a character that is spoken about but never seen in something like Fools And Horses or Porridge. Maybe a H&V competition to spot the first shirt with Concrete Ron on the back?

[mazrimsbruv]

Concrete Ron's tears can cure cancer.

Too bad he has never cried.

Ever.

[Phil from the upper holte]

I like Lambert he's honest. Owen won't happen and Hutton's out..Straight talking

[mazrimsbruv]

A cobra once bit Concrete Ron's leg.

After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

[timeoutbigbar]

Concrete Ron creates rocks so heavy even he can't lift them.  Then he lifts them.

[mazrimsbruv]

Most men have one testicle bigger than the other.

With Concrete Ron, EACH testicle is bigger than the other.

[Toronto Villa]

we've need a player and personality like this down at VP so very badly. Someone who gives absolutely everything for the cause. Martin Laursen was simply magnificent and in much the same way and gave us all so much confidence. Ironically it was also against Ajax that he scored that goal that lifted the roof of the stadium in the Europa. We need a bit of that down there. A new leader to get everyone going again.

Concrete Ron is so hard that nails quiver

[Mazrim]

There used to be a street named after Concrete Ron, but it was changed because nobody crosses Concrete Ron and lives.


Concrete Ron is the reason Wally is hiding.

[Damo70]

There used to be a street named after Concrete Ron, but it was changed because nobody crosses Concrete Ron and lives.


Concrete Ron is the reason Wally is hiding.

But Concrete Ron will find him.

[Concrete John]

Concrete Ron could find Lord Lucan.  And Shergar.  And the ball from Big John's penalty at Newcastle.

[mazrimsbruv]

Concrete Ron doesn't flush the toilet.

He scares the shit out of it.

[Damo70]

Concrete Ron could end up in one of those tag wrestling situations when it is two versus one (if your not into wrestlimg think Blockbusters) and deal with Mick Harford and Noel Blake no problem. Then pick up Robert Hopkins to use to wipe the sweat off his brow.

[mazrimsbruv]

Concrete Ron can touch MC Hammer

[The Laminator]

Just last week Ron murdered a rock, injured a stone and hospitalised a brick. He's so mean, he makes medicine sick.

[Le Lapin]

Most people can piss their name in snow, Concrete Ron can piss his name in concrete