your perfect Carlsberg football day today ?

[Fuse]

Villa win
Man Utd win title - purely for the comedy factor expecially fi it is a Howard Webb header in the 109th minute
Newcastle finish 3rd
Arsenal 4th

[danlanza]

Villa win.
Lerner announces he's sold up to a consortium headed by Carlos Helu, Bill Gates and Warren Buffett.
Mcleish facing a Hague tribunal for crimes against football.
Guardiola decides that B6 is the place for him, and brings Messi with him.

That's a better Carlsberg!

[Matt Collins]

today mine would be -


Villa Win

Mcleish says goodbye after the final whistle

Man City win the league

Bolton win and QPR get relegated

Newcastle edge out Spurs for 4 th spot

This, with our win being a feast of free flowing football, Bannan running the game, Gardner coming off the bench to score a screamer and a dazzling 25 minute cameo from Carruthers. Clark to keep Holt firmly in his pocket all game.

I can dream . . .

[VILLA MOLE]

Alex McLeish is fired - out of a high calibre cannon. He cruises through the air for hundreds of miles and lands squarely on Alex Ferguson's head, hammering him into the ground up to the neck, like a tent peg. The Sunderland groundsman refuses to dig Ferguson out, so it is agreed that he becomes Sunderland manager for next season. MON takes the Blues job, just as they go into administration. They are docked points and he takes them into the lower divisions never to return.

And Villa win.

That's Carlsberg!!

meanwhile at the smallheath shit tip a world war 2 bomb explodes and demolishes the ground with amazingly nobody hurt   

[PeterWithesShin]

Villa win 6-0.

Heskey scores a screamer on his way to the perfect hat-trick.

AM leaves in such a way that it costs us no more money.

City win the title thanks to a goal in the 8th minute of injury time despite the game having no stoppages.

Bolton are relegated.

Luis Suarez is banned from football for life because he's a goofy twonk.

Rhianna & Mila Kunis knock on my door needing help as their car broke down outside. They decide to stay for a few days by way of thanks for the aforementioned help.

Newcastle make the top 4.

Stuart Downing does the worlds biggest shart during the game.

Ashley Young is sent off for diving.

[woody4866]

Villa win 0-5 then the players rush over and de-bag AM then kick his fat flabby arse all over Carrow Road

[eamonn]

Surprised so many want City to win the league. I want them the fuck away from our placing in the honours list for as long as possible. Come on QPR.
Although I do concede Owen Coyle is a man of far more impregnable virtue than "Sparky".

[Drummond]

I agree with eamonn.

[asgpaul]

I'm in a minority of wanting Man City to fuck it up. 

The arse that recently made me redundant is a new breed City fan and I'd love it (said in the Keegan style) if they got beat by QPR today. 

Normally wouldn't give a toss in such matters, but a bit of sour grapes on my part!!

[Holtenderinthesky]

I'm in a minority of wanting Man City to fuck it up. 

I have no idea why anyone wants to see Man City and all their ridiculous oil money win the league.  I too hope they fuck it up.  If they win it today then it truly is a sad day for football in my opinion.

[Brend'Watkins]

Villa to win.

City to win league by losing at home to QPR.  Utd lose to Sunderland with the last kick of the game with a goal that didn't fully cross the line.

Newcastle to get 4th spot.
Bolton to go down

[john e]

I'm in a minority of wanting Man City to fuck it up. 

I have no idea why anyone wants to see Man City and all their ridiculous oil money win the league.  I too hope they fuck it up.  If they win it today then it truly is a sad day for football in my opinion.

maybe when they have dominated football in this country for 20 odd years and won 44 trophies in 25 years, and been riding the massivist glory train with half the country and his wife,

then i might feel the same way about them as i do about Man Utd

[Brend'Watkins]

I'm in a minority of wanting Man City to fuck it up. 

I have no idea why anyone wants to see Man City and all their ridiculous oil money win the league.  I too hope they fuck it up.  If they win it today then it truly is a sad day for football in my opinion.

Not a sad day at all.  The cheque book has bought the title long before Man City got lucky.  Their cheque book has far more cheques than others currently.

[ozzjim]

today mine would be -


Villa Win

Mcleish says goodbye after the final whistle

Man City win the league

Bolton win and QPR get relegated

Newcastle edge out Spurs for 4 th spot

That would be about perfect for me, although I would like it to come about through City drawing, United then winning until the 97th minutes, when John O'Shea and Wes Brown combine to give Sunderland an equaliser.

[VILLA MOLE]

i dont buy this romantic notion that Man U and Liverpool earned their league titles without money playing its part where as Chelsea and Man City just bought it all to win theirs . the biggest clubs have always spent the most £ and generally won the most leagues.  I dont like any of them