your perfect Carlsberg football day today ?

[john e]

today mine would be -


Villa Win

Mcleish says goodbye after the final whistle

Man City win the league

Bolton win and QPR get relegated

Newcastle edge out Spurs for 4 th spot

[Mazrim]

McLeish is taken away by Aliens to the far side of the Universe 5 minutes before the match.
Villa win 100-0.
Man City win the league.
Bolton are relegated.
Arsenal 3rd.
Newcastle get 4th.

[john e]

Chipsticks, just seen your post on other games thread, great minds and all that.

It would be extra special if Man City scored the winner in the 96th minuet of injury time while Utd were 5 Nill up at Sunderland

[Chipsticks]

Chipsticks, just seen your post on other games thread, great minds and all that.

I may as well post it again:

Champions: Man City
Relegated: QPR
3rd place: Newcastle
4th place: Arsenal

[darren woolley]

Villa win then McLeish is sacked after the game.

[danlanza]

McLeish quits after the game because of his commitment to the new Shrek movie and Villa win!

[PaulWinch again]

Mcleish leaves Aston Villa, that is all I'm fussed about.

[Nev]

Villa win, McShit gone, Small Heath bust, Thatcher dead. Hope not with the last one though, I'm on the wagon for a month.

[ez]

McLeish leaves having been tapped up by Coventry who end up paying us 'compensation'.

[Jimbo]

Alex McLeish is fired - out of a high calibre cannon. He cruises through the air for hundreds of miles and lands squarely on Alex Ferguson's head, hammering him into the ground up to the neck, like a tent peg. The Sunderland groundsman refuses to dig Ferguson out, so it is agreed that he becomes Sunderland manager for next season. MON takes the Blues job, just as they go into administration. They are docked points and he takes them into the lower divisions never to return.

And Villa win. 

[danlanza]

Alex McLeish is fired - out of a high calibre cannon. He cruises through the air for hundreds of miles and lands squarely on Alex Ferguson's head, hammering him into the ground up to the neck, like a tent peg. The Sunderland groundsman refuses to dig Ferguson out, so it is agreed that he becomes Sunderland manager for next season. MON takes the Blues job, just as they go into administration. They are docked points and he takes them into the lower divisions never to return.

And Villa win.

That's Carlsberg!!

[Newquay_AVFC]

Villa win and Heskey scores (if he is playing)
Man City win the league (a house on my road have city flags all over it)
Bolton go down
Spurs and Arsenal for champions league
McLeish is fired

[spangley1812]

Villa win

Champions: Man City
Relegated: QPR
3rd place: Arsenal
4th place: Newcastle

[Steve R]

Alex McLeish is fired - out of a high calibre cannon. He cruises through the air for hundreds of miles and lands squarely on Alex Ferguson's head, hammering him into the ground up to the neck, like a tent peg
...

I'd be quite happy to see him get a job just 4 miles away.

[Risso]

Villa win.
Lerner announces he's sold up to a consortium headed by Carlos Helu, Bill Gates and Warren Buffett.
Mcleish facing a Hague tribunal for crimes against football.
Guardiola decides that B6 is the place for him, and brings Messi with him.